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  1. shannonsolomon
    Now, are you sure your accent is southern enough to handle screaming out the back door; "Jimmy Lee! you git back in this yard!"? Just something to think about.
  2. shannonsolomon
    Guenter.
  3. shannonsolomon
    Man, don't accept any party invitations from them!
  4. shannonsolomon
    This advertisment is racist. I only saw one black chick!
  5. shannonsolomon
    Oh God! poor moose!
  6. shannonsolomon
    I got in trouble in 2nd grade for blowing spit bubbles. Of course bodily fluids are a biohazard.
  7. shannonsolomon
    See?
  8. shannonsolomon
    They may sound like worthless degrees but you can use them for more than just what the paper says. There are some people at my company making pretty good money with those wacky degrees.
  9. shannonsolomon
    Yep, never leave until the lights come up!
  10. shannonsolomon
    God is Great God is Good Let us thank him for our food By his Hands we are fed Thank you Lord for daily bread. Amen. Stop me.
  11. shannonsolomon
    Sweet ride.
  12. shannonsolomon
    Awwwww, somebody needs a muffin.
  13. shannonsolomon
    Where's the beer holder?
  14. shannonsolomon
    Yeah, God love her. She's either a mere secretary or in cohoots with the devil. So what are the requirements to be a County Commissioner?
  15. shannonsolomon
    Great idea! I'm going to be joining the unemployed ranks by the end of the year, probably. Not to mention all the teachers....
  16. shannonsolomon
    at least you got a square!
  17. shannonsolomon
    I second!
  18. shannonsolomon
    That'll cut down on a lot of grocery shopping that's fur sure!
  19. shannonsolomon
    Oh yeah.
  20. shannonsolomon
    My kids call me by my first name when I annoy them. They call their father the sperm donor.
  21. shannonsolomon
    Yummy, what's your address?
  22. shannonsolomon
    fried green tomatoes. yeah......mmmmm
  23. shannonsolomon
    Oh dear God. What condescending asswipe wrote this article? not seeing any names claiming responsibility for this sheeze. Well then, if that's all it takes to get a job at FOXNEWS I shall be turning in my resume posthaste! I can write nasty, hatefilled drivel, also! Even though I have all of my teeth!
  24. shannonsolomon
    Yeah, I thought this was about something totally different!
  25. shannonsolomon
    Where did they train before?
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