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I always pay more than what they want for the cookies so that the girls and their troop get more.

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded patriot’s flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every window, a blue and white Colts to

I was flying out of the ATL airport going somewhere (maybe Chicago - don't remember) and I had booked a coach seat. Before I boarded they called my name and I was upgraded to first class. So I got on the plane, sipping my drink and then a huge man comes in through the door that I thought I recognized. He asked the flight attendant where his seat was. She said back in coach on the right hand side. He said "In coach? Don't you know who I am?" She said "Yes I do and your seat is an aisle seat right back there." Apparently, he had not checked in in time and I got his seat in first class

Has anyone seen THE EDGE OF DARKNESS yet?

Reminds me of my ex-wife...

When I get out of my car and I see someone close pushing their empty cart to the corral I usually ask them if I can take their buggy (inside) and save them a trip. Maybe if everyone did the same...

As everyone knows, men and women are different. It used to be the only ones you heard screaming Rape were women. Now you have some wimpy guys screaming the same thing. It used to be you only heard of school girls being messed with by male teachers. Now you have some women teachers messing with male students and these male students turning them in. When I was in school you'd never dream of turning them in. Not to make light of that situation but where were these teachers when I was in school? Women are driven by their emotions, men are driven by their sex hormones. Women want to be cu

I didn't even know Krystal served beer. Go figure...

That's why I like it when people voluntarily park their cars in the gore area next to the handicap parking spots. Those people who park there are so kind to volunteer their cars to allow my shopping buggy to be parked up against their car to keep them from rolling out in traffic. Sometimes I'll get extra buggies from the handicap parking spots and push them up against those kind people who park in the gore area. How sweet of them to park there. I would hate for a shopping buggy to accidentally roll out into traffic.

I sat out on the balcony and watched the waves breaking on the beach. I know it's a tough job....

I had Earthlink DSL and I got tired of it cutting out in the middle of training presentations to clients. I also got tired of dealing with their customer service people in India. I've been on Comcast for a couple of years now and haven't had any major problems with it. I only use it for TV and internet so if it goes out I can use the phone for dialup - only as a last resort. When Comcast calls and wants to bundle it all together I keep asking them what would be the backup plan if the cable was to go out. Apparently they don't have that one in the decision tree manual. Their response was

Geez! He can't sing a lick. He was flat on the second phrase, everytime. I hate to sound like Simon, but he shouldn't be singing or playing guitar. I hate the Barney song, but at least it's on key! Now, this song is one that I keep playing, I finally found you did it but I like this girl's version of it better. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80879828/

You forgot the "One who will post a picture about Changing a Light Bulb".

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.' The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 'Why?' as

What do you do during winter break - go skiing?

We made the mistake of ordering some products from the http://burnstomachfathelp.com/ website - a colon cleansing product. You only had to pay for shipping and handling but had to cancel your account within 10 days to keep from getting hit with a charge of over $80 per month. Well we canceled all those accounts but then we got a call from the credit card company that it appeared that there were some fraudulent charges going on. Yep, many other companies - health, beauty, weight loss - were using our credit card! Normally, when you're a victim of identity theft someone else if ordering

Can you provide some details as to what is wrong with it? (e.g. broken leg, deep scratches, etc.)

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I don't like pictures of people who are just "charged" with a crime having their picture posted everywhere. If the person is "wanted" for a crime then the picture helps those in search of that individual. Having a picture displayed of a person who was simply "charged" with a crime can ruin that person's reputation for years to come. Not every person that is charged is also found guilty. If you don't agree, let yourself be a victim of mistaken identify and charged with a crime of rape or whatever and have your picture plastered all over the internet and see if you change your opinion. In Americ

I guess I was lucky. I never had a real estate agent to list my dad's property. The same real estate agent that sold him the house 4 years ago gave me a call after my dad died and asked if we were going to sell the house. I told him that I thought we would. He said he was representing someone who wanted to buy it. I told him I didn't have a listing agent. But it didn't matter. The house sale went smoothly, I got a good price (based on the appraisal), and we closed in less than 30 days from the date of their offer.

That's actually the route I took when I went out that way - Albany, to Atlanta, to Chattanooga, to Nashville, to Memphis, to Fort Smith, Ark - the first day! Then from there to Tucumcari, NM (just beyond Amarillo) the second day.

I bet she can swim fast too!

I would prefer taking I-20 to Birmingham, 78 to Memphis and I-40 to Amarillo. It's probably the better of the two routes.

No offense taken. I'd probably do around a 5 - 10% discount depending on what week it is, how close the date is, hardships, etc.

Update: Ann Davis, the TSA spokeswoman, said this afternoon that the worker is no longer employed by the agency as of today. She said privacy laws prevented her from saying if he was fired or left on his own