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The TV show was an old western.

When will I ever learn; Happy Wife, Happy Life?

I always say to people like that, "This would be a great job if it wasn't for all these customers, huh." Half the time they say yes before they think.

Am I wrong to long for the old days when justice was served with a 5 cent bullet or at the end of a cheap rope? I heard that today, "Your justice will be served with a 5 cent bullet or at the end of a cheap rope." and liked it.

I never heard of him or his band, but then as far as I am concerned music died in 1984. Hate that some have to learn that drugs kill by dying themselves. But one thing always amuses me, when the news reporters say things like 'shocking' when these "celeberties" die. I am not shocked and I no nothing about them, why are they shocked?

Just for the record, the people at the store should have told me that there could be problems putting a large tiller in a Ford Pinto. At least that is what my lawyer said and he should know, he is a very good lawyer. He is even on TV. (BTW if you get in a big truck wreck, he is the guy to see) Anyway, he told me it was not my fault that the kite string broke and that the tiller fell out the back of the Pinto, causing major damage to the tiller and according to my lawyer's best friend, a noted psychiatrist, causing me great mental anguish. (BTW the psychiatrist works out of his car, so he c

Great, just great. Thank a lot. Now I have to go find a sharp stick and poke out my mind's eye.

My dad, who built houses all his life and installed a many of them, always called it an attic fan also. But then again, when he was in school they were taught to call a 0 (zero) a naught. Good luck on getting it fixed.

When I was 10 years old my parents got me a .410 shotgun for Christmas. My mother felt that I was responcable enough to have one and use it with supervision. My brother is now 50 yrs old and a few months ago he mentioned to my mother about them giving me a shotgun at 10 yrs old and why didn't he get one when he turned 10. My mother told my brother that when it came to guns, she wouldn't get him one now, with him being 50.

Will you take chickens? Just kidding, thank you for the info.

Anyone got a boat I can borrow, I was thinking of taking up fishing.

All you need to know about this case can be learned by looking up the history of the original prosecutor in this case, Giuliano Mignini. He is a real nut job. Giuliano Mignini claimed that Amanda Knox was a "she devil." This is the same prosecutor had previously made a fool of himself in the so-called "Monster of Florence" case by blaming a non-existent satanic cult for the suicide of a Perugian doctor. ETA: There is a good book on the "Monster of Florence" case co-authored by an American and an Italian writers. This same prosecutor, after learning about the book, decided that thes

I am like the boy who visited the blacksmith's shop one day. The blacksmith was just taking a horseshoe out of the fire and was hammering it on the anvil. He then used his tongs to lay the horseshoe down to cool off. The boy picked up the horseshoe to look at it and dropped it immediatly. "Umm humm", said the blacksmith, "Burned ya didn't it." "Nah sir", replied the boy, "It just don't take me long to look at a horseshoe." I am not afraid of snakes It just don't take me long to look at one.

I bet the kid I went to school with in the 70's wishes that the cotton mouths that bit and killed him when he was swimDNRming in Lake Alatoona had read the DNR.

As soon as Subby gets our old mower running, I'm doing yard work, snakes or no snakes in the yard. The wife is twice as mean and deadly as any old Black Mamba and she has told me she will attack if I don't get the yard straightened out. Thanks to Subby for saving my......well.....you know what.

As soon as Subby fixes our mower (again), I will be doing yard work, snakes or no snakes. BTW, it is not Subby's fault he is having to work on our mower again. The wife's ex was a Mr. Fix it and he has this old mower rigged every way but right. Subby has saved our butt a couple of times with this mower already, once he walked me thru something on the phone, so he didn't even make any money on that repair job. As always, Thanks Subby!

I would love to tell him to meet me and then we can discuss it in person.

You had no problems taking my money at the poker table. Back around 1992 I had a lady come up to me at the Big Star that used to be at S. Cobb Dr. and Concord Rd. She had two kids in car seats in her car and she advised she needed money to get them a Happy Meal at the Micky D's down the road. I pointed Micky's and asked if she was going to that one, she said she was. I told her that I was headed there myself to eat and that I would meet her there and buy her and her kids whatever they wanted to eat. I am still waiting for her to show up. But another time I got into N. Charleston

If someone is "collecting" for gas money, I always just say I will pay for your gas. I never give money, but will put gas in someones car or buy them a meal.

Very funny. And perhaps very true. Still laughing. BTW The closest I come to showing my feet in public is when I wear my Crocs. (and I sometimes wear them with socks)

My feet and toenails are so bad that when I did get a pedicure, the lady kept saying; "You a bad man, make me do this." True story.

In my case, at least based on the comments from the general public, the question is not "What questionable fashion choices do you make?", but rather "What questionable fashion choices do I not make?"

Is that a Big Mac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?