cookies are sweet

What he doesn't know, is that God only gives you so much hair for a lifetime. Like him, I had great hair in my teens and like him, I wasted it all in my teens. That is why my hair is....well....let's just say not so great, today.

You funny.

As long as you pull over first.

Try this on....you must not be to sharp. The law covers your question. But you keep trolling.

It is the law to pull over for emergancy vehicles when the have their emergancy lights on. How hard is that to understand?

Works for me.

I plan on allowing my mother the privilege of making me a nice meal. For the wife, I plan on allowing her the privilege of eating the lunch my mother makes with me. Just kidding. We will take her out to eat, but we all including my mother, will mention how much better her cooking would have been.

This guy keeps 3 women hostage for 10 years, I can't keep one wife under control for one day.

Uhhh....is that wrong?

Just for the record, I worry about snakes in the lake and sharks in the ocean, the same amount as I worry about be careful when driving. I just try and watch out for whats around me.

But the ocean has...

And a box of candy, sweets for the sweet.

My guess is .22 rifle.

Don't worry, they always give a signal before they attack. You will hear DUM DUM, DUM DUM, DUM DUM before they attack.

When I was a kid, I caught an alligator gar on Lake Allatoona. I had never heard of one or seen one before, so I was very excited to have caught a "dinosaur", I knew I was going to be famous, right up till an old man came by and told me what it was.

I was late getting to it, but I already addressed that in the other thread.

Before I can take on any more yankee invaders, I gotta take care of the one I married. (well, she ain't exactly a yankee, she's from CO, but she thinks she's a yankee) PS Send reinforcements quick, I'm barely holding the fort

Maybe 15 years ago I was traveling through the middle of nowhere (GA, SC, TN, AL, NC), I can't remember the state. I was on a two lane road and I mean it was in the middle of nowhere! I was on the phone with my warehouse manager and we were trying to resolve a problem, when all the sudden I said; "I can't belive the traffic out here in the middle of nowhere. Not only is there a lot of traffic, but we aren't even doing 20 miles an hour!" I then looked in my rearview mirror and saw a long line of cars behind me with their lights on. At some point I had inserted myself in the middle of a fu

I know I am a little behind, but I just got around to reading this thread. LOST?? How could we have lost? The war ain't over yet! (this is just half time)

A lot of our a-holes here in the south are imported, but then again, we have always been good at growing our own also. (the home grown ones just don't leave as much as we would like em to)

I forgot about that, well at least not all that time was a waste.

Back before this country lost most of it's common sense, this trial would have lasted 3-5 days and she would then spend roughly a year on death row, then face her judgemnt day.

Not sure how you get much more first degree murder.