cookies are sweet

Do women never "flash" or is it that men never report it?

What's the other 19 minutes for?

Someone stroking my frontal lobe does it for me.

Good news and even better good news. In this fight, if you live in Paulding it don't matter if you are a yankee or not. It's us'ns agin them'uns. And if you live in Paulding you're an us'n. So load up those muskets and keep them home fires a burning, we got ourselves a shootin war. Yeeeee Haaaaaa PS when I go to a hotel in the big cities, I always put a circle around my X when I sign the regester. I ain't dumb, I know enough to use a fake name in the big city.

Did you see the post about someone stealing their garbage can? How trashy can people be.

Ooops, we did watch The Diary of Anne Frank in the gym also.

It was on the left side, on the end. I saw Song of the South there also. I saw a lot of movies there.

Most of the movies y'all watched were not even made when I was in school, or even soon after I was out of school. But as someone said, you are as young as you feel. That is why I try and feel any young thing I can. (just a joke, don't be taking any warrants out on me)

With 4 cats and 2 dogs, I hope it's true. Get me some gubberment pet care for free.

We went to the theater to see Fiddler on the Roof, we watched Kon Tiki in the gym and in one class we watched a Disney documentry movie about animals in the desert. We also had those "duck and cover" movies (you know, how to get under your desk and how to tell where a bomb shelter is) and the ones about why boys are different from girls. That is about it. Spencer Tracy was in The Old Man and the Sea.

Agree 100%. In fact, that goes for all my aunts and uncles also.

Thank you, I wondered if anyone caught that.

OK, OK. I admit it. I am the one. I am the leader of all the groups that all the conspiracies are about. I am in charge. I am the ONE. I'm the boss, the CEO, the big cheese, the big shot, the big wig, the brains, the top brass, the czar, the guru, the kingfish, the kingpin, the top dog, the top hand, the captain, the chief, the commander, the director, the top executive, the head honcho, the head man, the head overseer, the person upstairs, the prez, in control, I'm in the driver's seat, I crack the whip, I hold the reins, I pull the strings, I ride herd on, I run the show, I sit at the

Ahhhh, crap. I missed it again. One year I am going remember it before it gets here. Not that I would smoke any, but I have a ton of jokes piled up just waiting for that day. The smell of pot makes me sick to my stomach, I learned that 30 yrs ago. But I quit smoking pot almost 40 yrs ago.

I like the list, but keep me out of it. I would vote for Lady Raider for anything. I'm ok with whoever the mods are now, but like everyone else, I did like JJ, even though he left before I got to really know him.

I want to go out in my sleep, in my 90's. And I want my wife at the time to be soooooo upset that she has to drop out of college. Sorry about your friends, I too have lost quite a few in the past 3 years.

I am willing to put money on it, that 98% of those who are for "gun control" have never owned a gun, know very little about guns and have never been around guns. Fear of the unknown makes them wish to ban something they know nothing or very little about.

As long as you are doing well, that is all that we are concerned about.

I have another joke about me having been a flasher for the past 10 years, but no one ever noticed. Well........the wife noticed.........but all she did was cry.

You are missed.

Don't get too excited, even a broke clock is right twice a day.

I do have a joke about my not needing to contort myself to get to window level, but what these lowlifes do is so disgusting I am not going to make it. (not that there is anything wrong with jokes)

Do you have sister with a Mercedes?

Relax, all is well. I heard it from the two jetsetting french models on the internet.