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In our day, there would be so many people standing in line to whip your butt, they would need to make appointments. And that is no joke. Most of the students would be against you also and they would be making their appointments also.

Sorry about that.

All the atheists I know, that have told me their beliefs, are nice people and don't have a chip on their shoulders about other people's beliefs.

Sorry about that. You can of course post as many as you like. However, we will only use the first suggestion for our new "Make Your Own Federal Law Program". We will however keep your other suggestions on file for future reference.

One law per customer please.

Oooops.

As we know, some people are easily offended and want to make a federal case out of whatever they find offensive. While I try and follow the live and let live rule, I would like the power to make my own federal law about somethings. If you had the power to make one federal law, what would it be? No bibles in state parks? Women can't vote? Wives have to wait an 1 1/2 hours after the man comes home before wanting to "talk"? Men have to put the toilet seat down? It's your law, you make it. No one else has to like it. Mine? You have to wear you pants around your waist, like god inte

I keep my slaves in the closet, right next to my secret sexuality.

I lied, one more comment. The problem that guy had was and stil probably is, is that he is a peckerhead. That is a pre-existing condition.

The wife's aunt told me that. But, there are those kind in every religion. Hmmmm, then again, she may have just meant I was going to hell.

Last thoughts, the group that have been placing bibles in the hotels, parks, camping areas, etc have been doing so for over 100 years. They do not "preach" they just make the best selling book ever available if anyone wants to look at it. I don't care if the mormons wish to do the same with The Book of Mormon, the jewish people with the Talmud or the muslims with the Karon. As long as they follow the same program as the Gideons, just put them there and that is it. None of these books would bother me if they were there. I do not worry about wicca or other lesser know religions wishi

People do realize that the Gideons International have been putting bibles in hotel rooms, at no charge, since 1908, right? It is up to the hotel and the people that own them if they want to have the bibles in the rooms. However, I have never been in a hotel room, wheither a cheaper hotel or a 1st class hotel, that did not have a Gideons International bible in the room. BTW Gideons International bibles usually have their name embossed on the front of the bible

That's what my momma said.

If it just sits there, how does it follow me from hotel to hotel?

Have Papi call my mother and have him tell her your symtoms over the phone. While my mother has no medical training, did not finish high school (had to go to work picking cotton), nor did she stay in a Holiday Inn Express; she thinks she can diagnose anyone's medical problem, without ever seeing or speaking to that person, over the phone just by hearing their symptons. Weird thing is, she is right around 90% of the time.

On a serious note, the people that supply these bibles to the hotels and whatnot do so at their own expense, well they are a nonprofite group. I have found business cards for escort services in hotel phone books. Some enterprising young lady stuck them in there while "visiting". One last note, I doubt many even open the drawers that the bibles are in. So what is the problem?

I repectfully disagree. I spend a large amount of time in hotels and at least 60% of the guides to the tv channels are sponsored by Papa Johns.

Those bibles are everywhere! They follow me around! Every hotel room I have ever been in...there it is...right in the nightstand drawer. I think god is trying to tell me something.

No.

I have never liked them. Even as a kid I didn't like them They are annoying and as far as I am concerned, waaaaay over rated. I think that they.....wait a minute.....is this thread about Blondie and Papi? Oooops! Yeh, Blondi and Papi are great people. (sorry, I thought this was about Blondie and Dagwood, I never did care for them or Mr. Withers either)

We exchanged PM's several weeks ago, she was in TN at that time.

My final comment about this topic is: A&F shouldn't think they are special, there are a lot of people that don't want my fat a$$.

Statistics show that on average, a bank robber robs ten banks before getting caught. Taking that information into consideration, I have extablished a team of 5 people and our plan is to stop after bank number 8. That way, we never come close to getting caught. We have only one problem, all 5 of us, including myself, have volunteered to be part of the team only if they are the getaway driver. So we have crackerjack gang of poor wanna be crooks, who are all set to escape, we just have nothing to escape from.

Mmmmmmmmm....pie

Who remembers this name and where it comes from? Major Major Major (it is a fictional name)