cookies are sweet

My Bobby Pin. Please contact me if found.

Just so that I may avoid these areas....uhhh, where are these "cougars" hanging out.

Best thing that ever happened was that bulldog coming to live with us.

Since there has been so much discussion about dogs attacking people, I thought I would let everyone know that in our house it is not our two dogs you have to worry about. One dog, the 70 lb bulldog, may lick you to death or kill you with her farts, that is about the meanest she will get. While the other dog, a 15 lb poodle, will bark your ears off, that is all he will do, before he runs off and hides under the bed. It is the 4 highly trained attack cats that you need to fear. The biggest and the meanest weighs 19 lbs, but since he rarely gets off the bed except to eat, I guess you are s

Back in the 80's I knew a gut who wanted to sell me a Rottwiler puppy for $500. I asked him what in the heck I would do with a $500 puppy. He explained that the puppy would grow up and be a great watchdog and would guard my valueables. I told him that if I bought a $500 dog, that would be the most valueable thing I owned. Then I would have to get something to watch the dog.

I'm with you, no one ever ask me for anything, except those who are collecting for the usuall team or charity type things. Like someone else noted, this is not directed at the OP's daughter, but I am reminded of an old story. A man went up to a girl in her early twenties, she was dressed in a pair of short, short, shorts and a tube top just barely covering her breasta with no bra. He asked her how much she charged her "johns". She was very offended and asked him why he had the nerve to think she was a hooker. He replied, what would you do if you were robbed and saw a man wearing a p

Y'all want her? (just kidding)

There is a brewery restaurant in Indy that we used to eat at every year during a trade show. One night one of our group asked for a hot fudge sundae with whipped cream for dessert. The waitron unit advised that they did not serve a hot fudge sundae. My buddy asked if they had vanilla ice cream, yes; do you have hot fudge, yes; do you have whipped cream, yes. Then take some some vanilla ice cream put it in a bowl, pour some hot fudge over it and spray some whipped cream on top and charge me for your most expensive dessert item. "I'm sorry sir, we don't have hot fudge sundaes." Repeat the

What does BTDT and W. mean?

Cool. Plus you being in HS in '58, made me feel a little younger.

I was walking my wife's poodle one day when a couple came down the other side of the road walking their pitbull. The pitbull started barking at the poodle and I, which lead to this exchange: Me: Does your pitbull eat poodles? Man (annoyed): No he does NOT! Me: (sadly): That's a shame.

You've met my wife, if there is one thing my wife doesn't believe in, it's that the the male is superior to the female. I wish I could tell what she can and can't do.....well.....let me rephrase....I wish she would listen to me when I tell her what she can and can't do.

No the wife doesn't visit pcom. I have her chained to the stove.

The health department inspected our kitchen at home today and gave my wife the highest score they have ever given before. The wife received a score of 200, 100 for the inspection and an extra 100 bonus points because they said it looked as if the kitchen had never been used to cook a meal. Wonder how they knew?

I need to contact this young lady, I'm sure I can help her. Yeh, but that one keeps me up at nights worring.

When my son was around 6 yrs old, I got him a kitten. My ex, his mother, dropped him off for a visit and he wanted her to see his kitten. The ex went to pet the kitten, who promtly scratched the ex. I knew what I had to do and I did it without thinking twice, I put the ex down immediatly. Boy, that was one of the best dreams I ever had.

Who is the girl pictured in the article from the link? She scares me greatly! (but at the same time I find myself strangely and strongly attracted to her)

Uhhh ohhh, my mother has a pressure cooker and she is not afraid to use it. It will get a real workout when the crops come in.

To anyone, regardless of their color or race.

My favorite story about the COA and their policies is one that Neal Boortz used to tell. I do not have dollar amounts correct, but it will give you the basics of the story. It seems that a valve broke in the city's water system. There was only one company in the world that made this valve. The COA contacted this company (I think they were in TX) and told them they needed the valve. The company said, no problem, it will cost you $100K. The COA said, before we can buy this valve, we have to have proof that your company employs X amount of minority workers. The company replied it was none

The white race is not superior to any other race, therefore bigotry and prejudice is not just confined to the white people. In fact, I would dare say that these traits are more abundant in the other races as the white race over the past 50 years has been forced to face these issues and most have tried to over come them. Perhaps it is time for the other races to be forced to face their prejudices and bigotry. You SIL's story is a great example of something that had it been reversed, there would be a media storm about the problem.

That is just a rumor started by those who envy my looks.

Is it ok if I don't really try and look too close?

Your point hits home with me. I have a friend who's daughter had a dog that was a mix, I'm not sure what the mix was but it was a huge dog that was very strong. My buddy is 6'2" and around 230 lbs. He would tell me that he had a hard time keeping the dog from pulling him over when he was walking him and the dog wanted to run. According to my buddy, the dog was a pussycat, never showed any signs of being "mean" or even grumpy. One day the dog was sleeping in the den downstairs, my buddy's 30 something yr old niece was over for a visit. This niece had known the dog since he was a puppy

I agree with you. (but for both our reputations, don't tell anyone)