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Ive highlighted every untrue and BS statement in this post, purely for my own amusement.

Im sure it is purely coincidental that with the rise in the number of pharmaceuticals people are taking that lifespans have been steadily increasing...

Deflections are the last bastion of a desperate asshole.

If its just a little bit around the roof vents you could save bookoo money and just repair it yourself. Its really not that hard. a little roof cement and a trowel and youre all set. might cost you 15 bucks.

I had a speed queen washer... actually worked pretty well. The ex-wife ended up keeping it. I have an old kenmore now, it works okay but the spin cycle doesnt work too well, luckily i have a spin dryer so its no biggy.

So by this logic... A person isnt responsible enough to have a home if their kid who electrocutes themselves on an open electrical socket. A person isnt responsible enough to own food if their child chokes to death on a cheerio. A person isnt responsible enough to own plumbing if their child dies in a bathtub. How about this instead: A person isnt responsible enough to have a kid if they cant supervise them. Once again people blame the gun instead of blaming the person. The firearm is incidental. The parent is NOT. It's a tragedy, yes, but this is a case of poor parenting. It's al

Grammatical knit-picking is the last bastion of an asshole.

I have some firearms; pistols, rifles, and revolvers. I have a permit. I carry everywhere. Literally. If you see me, then know that somewhere on me is a firearm. I worked in the law enforcement field for 10 years (as a LEO). I also served in the Army. What is going on now is exactly the same as back in the day. Will I ever not carry? Hell no. Better to have it and not need it than to not have it and need it.

CPAP. Works like a charm.

I dont identify as a republican, and even I know that youve misinterpreted this article. Gowdy basically told McCarthy that he does not have the information available to him that the comittee does and therefore should "shut up" because his opinions have no basis in factual information. Don;t misinterpret me either; I do not have the information that the benghazi committee has, ergo I dont know what information they have, but I will be very interested to see what they discover. Frankly whether or not they use it to destroy one of the worst people to ever run the state department is of little co

fixed that for you.

That depends largely on the parent. Some are, some arent.

When theyve come to my home I invite them in for a discussion on what they wish to talk about and offer them a coke. I let them say their peace and then they offer for me to attend their services, I respectfully tell them I will consider their offer and then they leave. Drives my wife insane that I do this but I beleive that just because someone's beliefs differ from yours that there is no reason one cant be a polite host and find common ground. I think if more of the world took this approach it might be a nicer place. I find many of them are doing it because they have to and dont much enjoy t

An unfaithful politician... we would be so surprised... no really... really surprised.... that never happens in that profession...

For a second you got my hopes up that the lead singer of Green Day was finally dead, only to find that only the good musicians ever die...

Actually ide probably pay more attention to a kotex commercial if a man was in it... could show us alternative uses for the product... "Got a small leak on the pipes under your faucet? Kotex holds more water than stardard sauce pans while taking up less room and will give you time to get to the home depot to get the braze rods you need!" or "Gotten into another drunken bar fight and nothing seems to be stopping that nose bleed? Kotex is more absorbent than standard bathroom tissue AND it smells purdy like a lady!" as for female announcers... Ive heard bad male announcers too... as long as

The latter definitley accounts for it, but hey why ban a perfectly good fellater whom everyone and their mother has clamored to be rid of for years... the sad part is that the site will go down so ill have nowhere to post "I told you so" The upside is I will be glad to do it in person, ill even bring balloons, and a banner, and cake.

Until I see a Libertarian majority in the house it wont matter much to me whose heading up the joint.

Ugh, please no.

I love having USAA.

This again... Look folks, heres the deal. Nobody here is going to change their mind about where they stand on the 2nd amendment issue. No matter how many cold hard facts we through up, or stats, or reports, or come what may. Here is the only thing you really need to know: So long as the 2nd Amendment exists, those who favor the making of firearms illegal, the confiscation of fire arms, or the turning in of fire arms wont be able to do a thing, those who favor adding additional restrictions on them have a chance to impliment them if they can convince enough other people that that is th

Already got mine.

The fact that anyone cares is going to keep him in the limelight which will give him additional notoriety which will, one way or the opther, continue providing him with income. So... go ahead... keep talking about him.

It matters in so much as many valuable lessons can be learned to prevent others from dying needlessly.

They can, they usually do it once a week I beleive and they do it as a group ceremony (other couples also getting married).