The Texture

Whenever I feel out the back of a vehicle its usually because I was reaching for my dates chest and missed. Fortunately I do love my soft corinthian leather.

Its okay for you not to support them with your business. It is okay if others do. It is okay if they want to be open on Christmas Eve. I see no problems with any of this.

Hulu and Netflix both require internet. If he wants to get away from dish, tell him to get internet by itself which is pretty cheap then get either chromecast or roku. He then has multitudes of options. Netflix is 14.99 a month, Hulu is 7.99 a month. Pluto TV is free. If he wants live cable channels he can get Sling TV which is very affordable. His other option is to get a powered antenna and a digital converter box for antenna TV which is actually pretty nice these days IF your in range of a major city.

Does BOC gigs pay at all?

I thought about opening a japense restaurant where all the food was microwaved. Was gonna call it Hiroshima's. Our slogan would be "Everything here has been nuked."

they got tempura and miso?

Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.

A vehicle is a deadly weapon, they were felons in posession of a deadly weapon, ergo if coming across them one open fire on their vehicle in the defense of the lives of others then one is legally in the right and no charges will be brought against the shooter.

Then you are thinking of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in Gigli. Youre thinking of High Plains Drifter.

You are thinking of George Clooney and Selma Hayek in Dusk till Dawn.

ISIS wants my runny corny spicy poop? Im not a fan either, but she likes it so I wear it. Left up to me ide go with CK One. Were on city sewer, life is good... until people start flushing rags and tampons and cause a back up... then my backyard gets rather smelly, though this only happens about once a year and its no trouble to have the city come out and hose it down.

I ate taco bell for dinner the other night and several hours later I had this really bad diahrea, I mean just fire hose amounts of brown slurry coming out, and since I had eaten it with fire sauce, man oh man did it burn coming out! I was on the can for hours just moaning in discomfort. The fact that I had beans and corn made it worse because now I had a lot of gass propelling it and the corn was abrasive as all get out...like sandblasting a worn out garden hose from the inside I tell you! The smell was just unimagineable; my wife flat out spent the night at her mother's it was so bad. She tol

Only lately? You havent been paying attention until recently then.

Did you even read what I typed? I flat out said the joke was in bad taste. I dont care that it was in bad taste. I donty care about charlie sheen. I dont care if I offend you. I dont care if I offend anyone for that matter. I dont care if you mistakenly think im a hypocrite. I dont care if you get smacked in the face by santa clause with a cactus while old man winter gives you a reach around.

Some kids think theyre invincible. This one has learned otherwise.

An idiotic and abusive father... Yeah, kids gonna hurt with his dad being dead and all, however he will be better off, but he's too young to realize that.

Unless its December, it aint going up.

Clearly you missed the joke. He is staying POSITIVE (as in HIV POSITIVE). A joke in terrible taste indicating I dont give a flip about charlie effing sheen. Nice try at a jab douche-canoe.

Actually I bet they are staying POSITIVE... especially since its incurable.

Just remember that among all this negativity, Charlie Sheen is staying POSITIVE.

Yeah, cause france totally didnt bomb a civilian Greenpeace ship in New Zealand... Dont get me wrong, Im all for blowing Greenpeace to tiny particles, but I suspect it may bother you...

I can think of a couple of chinese food places around who might...

Not a big fan of opiates myself... make me nauseous.

He also saved the county 15% or more by switching to Geico.

Im just doing what President Obama said we should do when this happens: Politicize it. He said that, not me. Im just following orders.