CaptainObvious

No it just makes me feel better repeatedly calling her a sociopath to complete anonymous strangers.

AND LEON IS GETTING LAAAAAAARGER!!!!

August ninth would have been mine....if I hadnt proposed to a sociopath. Now that I think about pretty much any milestone is something worth forgetting. Which really sucks since normally Im a pretty upbeat guy. a very lonely very pent up very depressing upbeat guy. mostly pent up. cheers.

I Like bojangles, but a Denny's would have been better.

In the nude. wait.... oh you meant what chemicals do I use!!!! Boy do I feel silly....

Well I know what I was thinking: Another lonely night, why not have 7 SoCo & Limes. This morning I was thinking: This is why not, ouch my head. Thank God for overcast.

"Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord...I'm just here to help." -Cheesy Horror Movie.

Yesm how did you know? Oddly she also had to have the carpetting replaced and the wealls repainted frequently and she was always having computer problems so shede have geek squad come over while I was at work not to mention her car always needed some kind of maintenence so she had a mechanic always coming over for something....talk about high maintenance.....

Now if only Hollywood would put out a movie worth seeing, and I could get a lady to go with and NOT see the movie worth seeing.

I used to date a lady who had this problem. She tried bombing, but it didnt work. She ended up having to call the orkin man. In retrospect I dont think she called him to deal with the fleas in the basement. Se la Vi.

Just let me know when you finally get the new Harry Dresden book in.

I had them put on on my 12th birthday. I had them removed on my 14th birthday.

My father used a couple of household chemicals and made a dynamite substitute and just blew the one in our front yard to hell when I was a child. It was a bit overkill in retrospect but damned if it didnt kill every last hornet. He blew another bomb up just for fun after that. He made two, guess he didnt want it to go to waste.

Well not so good, im pretty hungover, but the aspirin and the overcast are helping.

whenever I see traffic backed up when it shouldnt be the first words out of my mouth are usually the same as when someone calls me at 2:00am. "Someone better be dead, or working on it or else someone will be dead or working on it." Then if I see a wreck I will look too see if I can tell whether the passengers are okay. If I cannot asses that or it is clear that someone has been injured then I will have a chat with Him about keeping an eye on them. Otherwise here is a handy flow chart to gauge my compassion levels for a given situation:

will there be any pretty ladies there? single pretty ladies? accessable pretty single ladies? accessable pretty single ladies with remarkably low standards? or am I pushing my luck?

But then where will we go for waffle house in the meanti...oh right, forgot, im in Paulding county....

Topless waitresses get better tips. Much like waiters without pants.

A plastic surgeon might be the doctor you want to see about this, but given that you see all sorts of facial reconstruction, appedage transplants and the like. im sure it can be done.

I have never heard oif such a thing, though I fail to see why it couldnt be done.

as in Epcot center, as in at disney world?

thanks for the well wishes.

Bless you for it, your kids will thank you later on when they...you know....have social lives.

Kings dominion?