CaptainObvious

When and where is the PCHS game tonight?

Some words of wisdom about forgiveness...

If I could be a superhero....

you didnt take it to the dealership did you?

I dont think my kids would want to sit around for two hours watching me make silly faces and funny noises as I rattle around toys and hide behind sheets....no wait, kids seem to enjoy that...and the noises are similar....as are the faces...and the toys...and the sheets... yeah sure why not?

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't take kindly to noble gases around these parts." Argon doesn't react.

Betcha can't eat just one, because once you pop the fun don't stop.

What can I say; Im just an old softy at heart....

well when I was 6 I got the "talk" from my mother because I asked that very same question. She gave me a fully honest and totally unemotional scientific explanation for the whole process. When I have children who ask em that question it will sound like this, *ahem* Kids, in the case of your birth, babies come from your mothers need at the time to feel a purpose or destiny in her life as well as my enthusiastic willingness to assist in the problem with the utten ignorance of how much sleep deprivation and money it was going to cost both your mother and I. In the case of other children,

no you do not have a case, what you do have though is a picture good for some of your alone time later on.

You know if we just hit the gulf with flame throwers we could have a big fish fry, after all the oils already in the kettle.

Whats most distrubing is that there is no picture and yet you seem to see it anyway...get help.

based on this thread maybe pcom should charge a fat HEAD tax?

your last one isnt showing up.

sounds like a transmission problem not an engine problem.

My cost is about to drop severely, I finally get to claim nonsmoker status!!! WOOOOOOOTTTT!!!

Great. Time to rename it.... Gulf of Texaco? Gulf of Sunoco? Gulf of Petro? Gulf of Crisco? Gulf of Conoco?

Some words of wisdom about honesty.....

Nice.

so in this case its "One flew under the cuckoos nest." ba dum bum.

Little Johnny is sitting in class when his teacher announces that they are going to play the guessing game. The teacher holds an object behind her back and describes it to the class "Its round, it's shiny and it's red! Can you guess what it is?" The children all start raising their hands and the teacher picks little suzy. "Is it a red ball?" The teacher shakes her head. "No, it's an apple; But I like the way your thinking." The teacher then holds another object behind her back. "Okay its round its Orange and it rolls! Can you guess what it is?" Everyone starts raising their hands and the teach

Doughnuts. A rabbi, a priest, and a miister walk into a bar; the bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Just let me know when you get in "Ghost Story" Ill be the first in line.

Dirty Joke: A Boy fell in the mud. Clean Joke: He took a bath with Bubbles. Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

Some wisdom about perseverance: