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I've seen these, but they get funnier every time. Thanks!

* Golf * NASCAR * The Simpsons * Starbucks * "Entertaining" people in my home * Being "entertained" in other people's homes * Pizza * Any food that includes nuts (nuts alone, no problem) * Contemporary Christian Music aka 7-11 music (just not my taste) That's a good start

That sounds GREAT! You all are in such an important ministry, right down there where the rubber meets the road. God Bless all your efforts and please let me know when you need anything for another fund raising event!

It's pronounced "urnge"

I've been on a ghost tour off and on all morning. The cafe is dead!

Here's his brilliant move> LINK Didn't hear much about this on the Today Show, did we? ::link stolen from guard dad::

The one by my MIL's pool is at least 10 feet. We planted one in the back last spring and it appears to be doing just fine.

I'm SHOCKED you feel that way! But okay, NO CAMERAS allowed and NO VIDEO FOOTAGE of events permitted in court. Wait....Rodney King may take issue with you on that one.

If arrested and interrogated, the best response is: "I don't recall"

I've always liked the sentences that begin with, "I love him to death, but....."

Only if you say I'm ugly.

All i can say is....LAWDY!

Thanks wb! We would have a blast. I suspect they gave me the clock so I'd show up for work on time.

I know you're proud. 25 years is a chunk of time. They presented me with my 25 year service award last November. It was a little clock. I figured it up and it works out to about .57 cents per year. ::not complaining....thankful to be employed::

Nazi

Get me one while you're at it. I will gladly pay you Tuesday for an iPad today.

If nothing else, a nice game of Blue Hair Bingo down at the local rest home...or whatever they call them now.

I can't say that I've heard that one... But I did finish a letter once by writing: Sincerely Yours until Russia gets Hungary and fries Turkey in Greece

POP QUIZ Which is more boring? Watching stock cars go around and around in a circle? Watching short dudes riding horses around and around in a circle? I think I'll pass...

I don't know yet, but I can't wait. I'm so hungry I could eat the rear end out of a rag doll!

Be still my heart... COOL!

Hearts? I thought they were up-side-down butts.

That reminds me of a joke I heard. 3 guys are in a waiting room as their wives are giving birth. The nurse walks out to the first guy and offers her congratulations because his wife had twins... The guy says, "That's funny 'cause I work for the Minnisota Twins". The nurse comes out to the next guy about 30 minutes later and tells the second guy that his wife had triplets... The guy replies, "How 'bout that, I work for 3M". The third guy gets up and starts crying...The nurse asked him what was wrong... He turns to the nurse and says, "I work for 7 UP"!

I was glad to see that your move was local! I need to get you guys back out to the house this spring to re-do the plumbing I did in the kitchen. Not that I did a bad job, mind you....I just need a few "fine" adjustments made...per DW. This is just to make her feel better....she doesn't know what she's talking about.

Congratulations! When we were expecting, DW didn't want to know if it was a boy or girl and asked the doctor not to tell us. Of course everyone at work asked me what if we knew what it was. The only thing I could tell them was: It's a Republican!