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I would be tickled that my child was thinking for themself. Even if I didn't agree.

You are beautiful just the way you are.

I was the manager of a skating rink for years, and the general drill is to have police and staff around, and I MEAN AROUND. There may be a limit to their legal rights, but boy, you sure can get all up in there with them. A good deputy or a good staff member can convince any teenager that spitting on the sidewalk is a felony in Georgia. And unless things have seriously changed, All Nite Skate does not necessarily mean all night. The charm is that they can do it, not that they have to, so when the novelty wears off after a few hours, they either leave if they can, or they curl up in a corne

And say, "I'm pregnant, but I'm not sure if it's mine". Between the shock and the confusion of trying to figure out what that means, you will be able to back away.

Strange. My wife had that this afternoon. She put Hydrogen Peroxide in it.

I don't think so. I have never noticed a large number of naked people running around on Labor Day. Of course, I may not be looking in the right places....

Yeah, Beef O'Brady's is closed. They were in starting last Monday dragging the stuff out. That is a shame, since they did have some good burgers. Big burgers. The ones you need a doggie bag for. Johnny's Pizza is still alive and doing fine across the street. Good food, if you don't mind kids running and screaming all over the place. Most of the time I don't.

The Red Ryder is a Daisy. Daisy Red Ryder is the only BB gun in the world. All others are just spitballs and straws. Try to find a vintage one, if possible. They can put an eye out. And that is a good thing, if you hang over them telling them that you could put an eye out. Just light into them every time they glance over at it and tell them about the eye thing. Teach them respect for the power in their hand.

I'm thinking about going into investment counseling. I'm pretty sure counseling of some sort is appropriate for me.

Go in together to buy the Sunday AJC and split up the coupons. That will up your real winnings to around $3.00 each.

I understand the store's position, but maybe if they let the gypsies sell them smack dab IN the shopping centers, maybe outside their doors, they would pick up some incidental business. I mean, if there is a store whose livelihood depends on their AJC Sunday sales, they are toast, anyway.

The PSA is terribly disturbing, and it sugar coats what the actual scene would have been like. I'm open to suggestions, but I have no clue how to fix it. Laws don't work.

I remember a study I read a few years ago (Government funded, of course) that listed 29 adverse effects that you could experience from sleeping with the windows open. My windows are, in fact open at this moment. BORN TO BE WILD!!!!!

They are getting ready to do the entire Dark Side of the Moon album without stopping. Much too cool. Wait for it.....

It is good, but Tivo it so you don't have to sweat through Begging for Dollars every 15 minutes.

Marvelous news! He could not have been given the death penalty if he had been caught in Canada.

I want to be cremated and my ashes dumped in Disney World. But please, please, please, nowhere near It's A Small World.

Just gotta know.... What kind of snake was it?

She is so excited, I doubt if she will go to sleep tonight either. But that goes with the territory when you're married to a teacher.

NO. It's a tax. Another Tax. No taxes. The greedy politicians don't give a d**n about your health or welfare. Just about your money. NO.

I thought size didn't matter...

My dad was in his nineties when he died, and I loved him. I could say I miss him, but it seems like he is still here with me. If he ever leaves, I will miss him, but I don't think he will.

Checking for flights to Sydney from Paulding Regional Airport....... Still looking...... Still looking...... Looking...... ZZZZZZZ.........

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