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conehead

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  1. And considering how they are playing, I obviously am not watching for the sake of the game.
  2. Have you no daughter? Of course she didn't tell me anything.
  3. My duaghter is the Georgia Tech band. They never show the halftime show during the regular season on TV. Ah, but they do show snatches of it during the Bowl games. So here we are, popcorn and pompoms in hand, and the halftime show is Kool and the Geriatrics with a couple of hundred teenieboppers prancing around. And the band is lipsyncing, and the teenieboppers can't dance together. And somebody has hidden my ammo again.
  4. Maybe be patient. I just happened to be sadly looking at mine yesterday, and the berry fairy has come since.
  5. HEY! I've got one more than I had yesterday!
  6. Similar experiences. Get me out of this county if I'm sick.
  7. Paying $17,000 for the helicopter is money well spent if it means not having to go to the Paulding hospital.
  8. Mayberry. Taste good. Must have that.
  9. Two little old ladies are taking their first flight on an airliner. About halfway through the flight, the captain came on and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid that one of our engines has shut down. But don't worry, we have two perfectly good engines remaining, and we can still make it, but we will be about an hour late". The two ladies looked nervously at each other. Sometime later, the pilot came on again. "Ladies and gentlemen", he said, "I'm afraid we have lost another engine". The ladies looked really REALLY nervous. "But don't worry, we can make it on one engine, but w
  10. No offense, but it doesn't matter what you think about the matter. What matters is what the courts say. Let him have his day in court, which we all deserve. Which he deserves. Even if he has some disgusting personal habits. We as taxpayers of this county are actively conspiring to prevent him from having hs right to a trial.
  11. Seems so simple. For a group to spend that much money just to avoid having to go to court, there must be a story there somewhere. I have heard so many posts about altruistically defending the citizens, but this isn't defense, it's stonewalling. One must conclude that the county knows that if it gets to court, they will be slammed.
  12. Big Bird, we never really knew ye.
  13. It was a long way away, but it looked like the Gatorade "G" on the side.
  14. I want to meet Conehead. He seems like such an intelligent person with great views. I would vote for him for office. Conehead, we hardly knew you. Please stand in the open field of your choice and make sounds like a deer. Then we will come.
  15. I grew up in Atlanta. I rode the Pink Pig when it was inside in the Toy Department, and then when they moved it to the roof going through the Great Tree. Very Cold. I took my kids to the roof when they were young. Still cold, and often rainy. Never wanted to see it at anywhere else. I loved the Pink Pig.
  16. I agree. Some of the biggest cracks are in the scientific community. I love science, but why can't they stick to science, instead of becoming the new priests of superstition?
  17. It's back! I'm home! Oh, Auntie Em, I had the strangest dream. And you were there, and you were there.. and you were there too, Pubby. And some of it was frightening, and some of it was beautiful. But the button is back, and, oh, there's no place like home!
  18. Got to nip it, Andy. Nip it in the bud. No Hispanics allowed in Mayberry. Get out your bullet.
  19. I'm sure the school system has a document outlining exactly what to do in this situation that would make the 2000 page Health Care bill look like a Postit note. CYA.
  20. If my son or daughter tried to get out of the house in that shirt to go to school, I would hunt them down and raise my countenance upon them with great wrath. Having said that, where can I get one of those shirts?
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