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"OK, drop your gun, give Bozo the suitcase, and back away" ..."This has GOT to be the stupidest man on the face of the Earth".

Here I come to save the day.... Rosebud was the name of his sled when he was a child and life was simpler. Or was it his wagon?

Oh, that is the classic Cool Hand Luke.

Boy, we were all over that one.

Sixth Sense.

Da Godfadder.

OK, I really have to go this time: Humphrey Bogart is always quoted as having said "Play it again, Sam", in Casablanca, but he really said "Play it again". The Marx brothers also were misquoted as having said the same thing in A Night In Casablanca. Actually, the only movie that has the line, "Play it again, Sam" was from a Woody Allen movie from the mid seventies, titled, appropriately, Play It Again, Sam.

Nope. It's a trick question.

In what movie did the line "Play it again, Sam" appear. Careful, now.

That would be Blazing Saddles.

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OK, one more easy one and then I need to take a work break" "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way". Character name and movie please.

Also from the movie: My mother always used to say, "When life hands you potatoes, make potato salad." Yeah? Well life handed me a whole pile of s.... What am I supposed to do with that?! Make s... salad? DING DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!!! You have also won a can of spam. Please turn off your spam filter on your browser to receive your prize.

From the same movie: Your mother drove her car into the lake Jeff, I'm afraid she's dead. What was she doing in my car?

Nope. HINT: Everybody drove Yugos.

From what movie: You're supposed to have that thing in your head that says, "BAD @$#@ IDEA, BOBBY!" : I do have it! It just didn't work!

My wife teaches there. She was calling parents all night. Very sad time there today.

Playing pocket pool, is cheaper still...

My wife will never forgive them for getting rid of the black beans. We didn't eat there for the first few weeks they were open because the lines were just around the block. After it calmed down, we ate there several times. I don't remember the prices being that outrageous, but I know that nobody could have called it "Fast Food" with a straight face. As soon as they renamed it Crazy Chicken, you knew it was only a matter of time. And BTW: I have eaten at Pollo Locos out west. This was a management problem.

Ms. Neck is absolutely correct. Fun,interesting, or challenging is not in the cirriculum anymore. The teachers are only allowed to teach the test, not the students.

Yeah, the preggo can bring a sandwich. But PauldingMom, regarding your remarks about the teachers: Come here. A little closer. Look at me. SWAP!!

We have a little garden pool with some little fishies in it. They are showing up at the door asking to come in.

Looks about right to me.

I was working Parking at our church this morning, and we reserved a lot of spaces for the Ark.

I had one of the census workers come up to our house a couple of months ago. She was legit. I found this out after the dogs surrounded the car and raised cain. She was very happy to provide credentials after she thought she had landed in Deliverance country. I wish the Jehovah's Witnesses were so easy to get rid of.