QOTSA

I saw a dog in the back of a truck on the highway! WTF?

I recently got a sample of these, and will have to go back for a THIRD time this week. I am not sure if the prescription is off or what, but they make it nearly impossible for me to focus on things, especially far away. There's a difference in not having good eyesight (which i do not) and getting migraine-inducing nystagmus. And when I go back to my old contacts/prescription, i don't have that problem. Disappointing. I really need the UV protection.

double negatives "I seen" hypocrites door-to-door solicitors, especially of the religious variety misogyny stereotypes People who are too verbose when it is not necessary (or T2DM).

I hate it when I'm eating my lunch at my desk, obviously reading a book or magazine, and someone insists on having a conversation with me (not work-related).

Do you mean the guy who can't seem to keep his mouth closed?

I think phone exclusivity is ridiculous in general.

How much worse is this than Hooters girls or strippers?

Things I've bought: Nads - ProActiv - some sort of hair straightener about 5 years ago - Bullet Express - Magic Bullet - ETA: Isn't the Emery Cat thing just cardboard?

I thought I read that he had caught up on child support. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/17/national/main6306958.shtml http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/levi-johnston-pay-bristol-palin-back-child-support/story?id=9954918

I dunno. He might be dark-sided.

But...I've got my first aid kit, duct tape, and ammo!

I remember seeing the apocalypse supplies sold at gun shows in 1999. As a programmer, I just had to laugh.

This would have come in handy when my friend got sick on the day of a concert and no one else would go, and couldn't find anyone to buy the tickets. Missed the show, and lost the money. But yes, weird.

Cruisin' for a bruisin'.

The pig story - really? Wow. And?

I tip owners 20%. This applies to the salon where I get my hair cut, massage therapist, and my esthetician.

Dear younger QOTSA - Really, you look good. Stop being so self-conscious*. Don't wear jeans in August just because you're worried about what some Neanderthal idiots will say about your pale legs. Also, you will choose the right "bad boy" and prove them all wrong. P.S. And ease up on the hair spray. *This only gets worse.

Go pepaw!

Disposable shot glasses. (But I don't eat Jello any more.)

Ditto mayo. And coffee or coffee-flavored foods.

Not squash or okra, IMO. Blegh.

My stepmother traumatized me with squash. Tried it fried, blegh. Try it in a casserole! Try it boiled! Ew ew ew. Same with tomatoes.

I have a Xenon and I love it. I have the same problem with non-touch screens now, like when my husband wants me to do something with his phone. And he said, "Why can't I have a fancy phone?" Uh, how long would that last? Yeah. I got one of these put on it. Used the cheap one from the store before, and it scratched! Useless.

Whippersnapper. I went to my 10 yr in 2002. Waste of my time. For the most part, I'm in touch with the people I want to be in touch with. The others, well, some things never change.