Georgia Dawg

Too bad they don't have a 'Mean person' registry.

Olive Garden is all right as long as you like microwaved food. It appears to be going in beside Jim n Nicks at the corner of the traffic light.

When researching our family tree we found a bunch of sisters named: Georgia, Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia

It's so much easier to run down to Gumbeaux's and get all I want.

Ace can usually be beat on Price by Home Depot and Lowes all day long. HOWEVER, Ace Hardware beats HD and Lowes on SERVICE any day of the week.

We were broken into a couple of months ago and the dectectives told us that if they came back on our property and we felt threatened that we were okay to defend ourselves. We told him they would learn a lesson from a new 357 magnum. He said, if that's your weapon of choice, so be it.

The cops told us you can shoot them in the yard. So, shoot 'em and drag 'em in the yard.

Here are the 5 greatest Jimmy McMillan quotes from the debate: On his campaign tactics: "As a Karate expert, I will not talk about anyone up here." On gay marriage: "The Rent Is Too Damn High Party feels if you want to marry a shoe, I'll marry you." On what he wants: "We plan to bulldoze some of those mountains in Upstate to make New York an independent state. I want my own cable company; I want my own telephone company." On his gloves: "I know I'm not going to be able to breathe if I take my gloves off. It could be psychological, I don't know, but I just put 'em on and wear th

I like how you think.

A debate won't change anyone's mind except for the few undecided.

I bet he promises not to lose as many jobs as he did the first time. (since it's all about jobs)

I started collecting Slide Rules and Roller Skates with skate keys.

Well... maybe he didn't want to be called gay AND weird.

So true, so true. Look at all the fools you voted for Obama. Not one person could tell me what in his background qulified him to be President.

I like National Breast Awareness Month.

well... out of the two dogs he had he ended up picking the UGLIEST one.

We have a blind side street and they put in a 3 way stop sign. Too bad no one will stop at it. And you can't get Paulding's finest to come out and ticket drivers running it either. I've talked with Hiram PD - "Not our jurisdiction!" I guess we'll have to wait until someone is killed at the intersection before anything is done about it - if then. This is on Swan Drive in Carrington Pointe off Nebo.

They're fighting over who gets to be last since he'll lay claim to the Guiness record of being underground the longest.

We were eating out this morning and I waited until after 10:10:10 AM 10/10/10 to see if I was going to have to pay for our breakfast.

The Supreme Court ruled that SCHOOLCHILDREN could not be forced to say the pledge since they were required to be there in class. In the case of this attorney he had a choice to be there or not. He knew the manner in which this judge ran his courtroom.

Just make sure the subdivisions you visit don't have NO SOLICITATION signs out front.

I've got a 55 gallon drum of mineral spirits in my garage. I use it for my kerosene heaters. It's actually odorless mineral spirits and smells better than kerosene and has a similar flash point.

And doesn't try to put anything next to the colon that shouldn't be there. Reminds me on the old DOS days.... D: C: [Enter] D: Oh no you don't!

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