Georgia Dawg

They can't even tell us if it's going to rain next Friday and we're supposed to believe their long range predictions?

Just typical Democratic/Obama behavior. Thinks everyone should share what they have with them regardless.

Shoot, she's just mad because a house fell on her sister.

Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And, help me to be careful Of the toes I step on today as they May be connected to the ass That I might have to kiss tomorrow. Amen

I used to work night shift. One of my employees used to eat lunch every night with this female from another department. I asked who she was and he told me it was his 'wife'. Then one night, his wife called me from home and asked to speak to her husband. I asked her "how did you get home so quick? I just saw you at lunch a little while ago..."

Are you talking about the "War of Northern Agression"?

Gold PANTIES?

We turned in our prestige tags.

Where were these teachers when I was going to school????!!!!

I thought his initial defense was a little limp...

I googled Trashy, and THAR she was.

I think you'll find that same people that put down Walmart are those that say there's no place better than West Metro meats. Everyone has their own opinion. Doesn't make you right, doesn't make you wrong. Just because people may not go along with your likes and dislikes doesn't mean everyone else is wrong, or trashy.

This is trashy to me.

I HATE that "you're entering the WIZ, the Weather Information Zone, home of the Wizometer". I wish they would act a little more professional. Using a ranking system from 1 to 11 means they don't have to rank the day similar to any other station that uses a normal 1 to 10 scale.

When the cop that pulls you over for speeding says that he's been waiting for you all day... Just tell him that you were driving as fast as you could to get there.

You would think that a fence would be required. I just had our fence replaced and was quoted all of the regulations - self closing dates, face side facing out, etc.

It wasn't the dog under the camper. It was one of the cows scratching herself on the side of the camper. ...and I'm sticking to it.

Just wait until the kid figures out how to download porn to his Nook. He'll be a great reader!

Yeah, and you have to park a mile away - if you can find a place to park. And then the area they setup in is so small that they can't fit many vendors in there. We went last week but we won't be back to that one in Hiram. Definitely a waste of time and energy. We used to go to the Hiram farmer's market when it was downtown and afterwards we would stop in at the Olive Tree for a nice meal. Now there's nothing within walking distance.

Call your insurance company. They'll tell you.

I like to read books written by men. When I read something written by a woman all I hear is 'blah, blah, blah...'

Are you sure it's not the teenager's tennis shoes that are smelling?

I'm proud of him for staying with it until its done.