Georgia Dawg

His bar tab probably wouldn't have been so high if he could have purchased alcohol on Sundays.

Just think, if he wasn't circumsized he'd have a place to keep his chew while he was eating.

So this wasn't a spin off thread about breast feeding....

I don't plan on getting ruptured. That could hurt. No one should hope for a rupture. That can cause a lot of pain. Besides ruptures....uh.... oh you said rapture. Sorry, my bad.

This is COUNTRY music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFHJ41ktt3Q

I like both kinds of music. Country.... And Western.

Update: "I have just talked with Brian's wife, Mandy. Brian is doing well and looks to be out of danger. He is facing a long recovery. He has paralysis on the right side of his face, but no where else. He also is experiencing some short-term memory loss. He will be in ICU for the next 2-3 days and then will be transferred to another hospital (to be determined) for further care.To recap what happened. Brian was up on the roof of the Waffle House showing the manager how to do some maintenance. Brian had left some tools on the ground and went to get them. His foot slipped on the top ru

Silly rabbit. That's just the light from the refrigerator.

Update... "I talked with a co-worker and friend of Brian's about 2 p.m. The surgery went well and Brian seems to be doing well. The prognosis looks good. He is in PICU at Grady. Brian's father in coming in today. His brother is with him at the hospital and the children are taken care of. Mandy's father is here for her as well. Please continue to pray for a full recovery."

I think the issue was the "prevention" was waiting until the boy had reached 'that age' and would have him circumsized to prevent him.... due to the pain, not from the lack of the...

The BP station on the north side of Dothan was cheaper than anyplace in Alabama. We always hit the Walmart on the south side of Dothan when going to PCB and hope to make it back there to fill up on the way back. We found gas in Florida for 10 cents less than Hiram. Still glad we filled up in Dothan.

Gas at the BP station in Dothan AL was 3.59 last night.

This email came from our HOA... "Please pray for Brian Thomspon, our neighbor that lives on Lake Swan Court. He is a Regional Manager for Waffle House and this morning he fell off the roof at the Ridge Road Waffle House. He was life-flighted to Grady with head injuries. I'll keep you posted"

Reminds me of this story... A man was told by his doctor that he only had hours to live. His wife asked him that night what he wanted to do for his last night of life. He said, "Why don't we make love?" She said okay. When they finished, she asked if there was anything else that he wanted to do. He said, "Why don't we make love again?" She said okay. When they finished, she asked if there was anything else that he wanted to do. He said, "Why don't we make love again?" She said, "Look. I've got to get up in the morning. You don't."

Georgians are still getting ripped off. I filled up at Kroger yesterday and the price was 3.89 before any discount. In Dothan AL the price at BP was 3.59, 30 cents less. In Florida, which has typically always been higher than AL or GA, the price of regular was 3.79. Go figure.

Call your current gas provider. They will most likely match any rate offered by another company.

The females in Europe typically don't shave under their arms either. That doesn't mean I want my DW to start growing hers out. I know a lot of people in Europe don't bathe often and don't use deodorant. Yeah, that's a good example to use.

The act of circumcism goes back to the days of Abraham. I'm just glad my parents had it done to me when I was an infant instead of believing that stuff about using circumcism to prevent masturbation.

These are my nephew's twin boys.

I would have helped if you had it done in a hospital instead of using a hatchet with a stump near a tree stand.

What? Those guys don't make you tingle?

Here's his Love Child. http://www.break.com/break-originals/other-funny-stuff/arnolds-love-child-revealed-2059811

Woah! There they go messing with Muslims! Watch how this turns out.

Did you hear the news report the other day that employers were unable to find job candidates in Georgia so there were having to go outside the state to find workers? What's up with that?