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My Aunt had to buy a new PC to replace her old one and the only option was to get one with Windows 8. I had to visit her one weekend to try to teach it to her. She hates it and wants to take the computer back. Walmart doesn't sell anything with Windows 7. She called Dell and they've had so many complaints from people who purchase computers pre-loaded with Windows 8 that they are now offering new computers with Windows 7. The guy at Microsoft that thought it would be a great idea to have the UI for PC's to look like phones and tablets has been terminated. There is a company that is selli

Apparently the concept is not an urban legend according to Snopes. My link

1) If I'm part of the neighborhood watch I'm going to follow suspicious characters to see what they're up to. 2) I'm not going to listen to what a dispatcher tells me. For all I know, they'd tell me to go home, crawl up in a ball and cry, and leave my door unlocked in case the crooks are hungry and need something to eat from my kitchen. Besides, it must be my fault that these people are crooks in the first place. I don't believe you'll won't ever find the police agreeing over the phone, to allow you to defend yourself . How fast can a cop get to your location? 15 to 20 minutes How fast

That could take a while finding any...

And in addition to that, the 10 skipped days in 1582.

I think the studies where subjects were tested under stress to try to enter their PINS backwards failed badly and caused interest in this initiative to fizzle. Fo' Shizzle

I guess I can be safe by saying any quote was actually said by the Postman. But at least someone is reading these posts....

I had a problem trying to teach my older relatives. "How do I shut this thing down?" "Well, you first need to click the START button..." "Huh? I said shut it down not start it up." "Right, but you have to click START first before you can do that." "So, before I can hit the brake I have to slam on the gas? Yeah, that makes perfect sense to me."

This is the worst. (or best depending on your perspective) You've really got to hear the whole thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRiYKf19T-k

Advanced member? Should this be in the Tonk?

Any time of year, take the kids to Times Square. They'll remember that for years to come.

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have. Thomas Jefferson

A Test Signal followed by the National Anthem. Used to see that every night on TV after the last program. (No, TV didn't used to have programs all night long.)

Rumor? You mean I've been working in a rumor?

As Keith Kalland used to say... "The number one cause of accidents in Atlanta is due to women farding in their cars."

I'd buy an island in the Florida Keys, name it "Fun" and play cool music there. Yep, I'll be that white boy playing Fun Key music.

Selling Farmer Vincent's Smoked Meats

See. He totally missed the point - again. It's like trying to discuss something with a rock.

You know there will always be some guy who will claim that his wife ran off with Bigfoot. What an idiot! Instead, he ought to say that women can tell things about a man's anatomy by the size of their feet. His wife didn't run off with Bigfoot. She ran off with ...

I'm not even sure if his lights are still on....

Phone call - "Is your Daddy home?" The child whispers, "Yes" "May I talk with him?" The child whispers, "No." "Is your Mommy there?" The child whispers, "Yes" "May I talk with her?" The child whispers, "No." "Is there anyone there besides you?" The child whispers, "Yes, a policeman." "May I speak with the policeman?" The child whispers, "No, he's busy talking to Daddy and Mommy." "What are they doing?" The child whispers, "Looking for me..."

Them too. But zombies don't eat seed out of my bird feeders.

People who can't eat turkey after 2 days remind me of vegetarians who get upset stomachs over eating chicken broth.

You need a rifle like that for those pesky little squirrels...

Referring to The Postman?