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Will that be on a Friday or Saturday night? *runs and hides*

Stay plucky! That'll show 'em. Also, I don't know why everyone is saying drink plenty of water and so on.. All you need is a cold beer and fishing hole to beat the heat. AmIrite?

Also ridge vents are affordable and work much better than gable vents.

Lightly braised with an orange sauce is preferable to cold duck.

Stolen from somebody's FB page, you know who you are..

I was out in this Monday, which was the worst day so far this week, heat wise, but today is scorching more than the past 2.. and yes, Fri and Sat will be horrible, hide in the A/C cave all weekend long weather. I suspect the fish in my lake will be panting on Saturday.

Sorry I just have an issue with the poster stating that, all experience being equal, that one of these two ladies would be considered lazy based only on their attire. vs.

Fine fine, I'll acquiesce. I just didn't know that going into an interview with college credentials, years of experience, should be secondary considerations if you're not dressed like a schoolmarm here in the 21st century. Wasn't commenting on provocative dressing, just the fact that a woman showing up to an interview not wearing a dress initiates others to believe you have a major character flaw regardless of any other considerations.

Wow.. Sexist much? Rationalize however you want but the 50's were over 60 years ago now.

Mom uses the 1% topical creme sold under the name voltaren and a large tube costs no where near that. In the short term it reduces inflammation by a goodly amount. Long term use is less beneficial and isn't recommended. I assume this would be for your aching foot?

Just like crawlspaces. Never need to go in them until a poop pipe breaks.

Yeah but if you do that then how do you prevent your ass from sticking to the car seats?

Been on some home improvement forums where its been discussed even with a free machine rental its usually more cost effective when considering your time just to hire someone. Or rather most folks who did it themselves wished they just hired someone when it was all said and done.

I do peanut butter on toast with sliced bananas. The older I get the less I like things like Jelly.

You know nobody likes to use the word blackmail, but I do have this great idea on how to get yourself a new fishing boat.

Well shoot, that's just getting old, heck I can move the wrong way when I fart and throw my back out.

Peckerheads?

I have the same issue with my right ankle. If I aggravate it, on it all day moving a lot, then I can wake up the next day with it hurting 10x worse than when I went to bed. Once the tendons get tight then having it relaxed makes it more painful. Only thing that works is Ibuprofen for the inflammation, and wrapping it up, and stretching it, use ice and a hot soak alternatingly.

Lordy some folks are living in fantasy worlds. Right now I can go to quite a few gaming sites and make a comment on the current state of gaming and get some 14 year old replying telling me I must have sand in my vaj for complaining. One may be inclined to think the same of these politicians.

Channeling TP: I looked on a map of the state of Georgia and by that I can tell by the state lines that Georgia is as crooked as they come.

Too bad this feature don't work on the spouse. Not that I'd ever use it.. just sayin. She's just on her comma today.

Younger and tech savvy folks are moving away from Cell based SMS, and using data-based texting, since it's a)free with data plan (no text plan needed) and b)allows you to text without any limits or parental controls. Also younger folks don't call so much as text anymore so the the money is now in data and data overages. You'll be prompted to take the new service plans if you upgrade/buy a phone through the carrier at the subsidized contract cost.

Tortillas, deli meat, cheese, condiments, roll up and slice, makes oodles of spiraled finger sammiches.

Do a home run from the DSL/Telco box, it's a single run to ONE secondary installed jack, you can go with a baseboard jack and drill a hole outside if it comes down to it. Install the baseboard jack beside your modem, plug in modem to home run. 2nd when you are in the telco box to put in the wiring for home run you should completely dis-connect the inside wiring from the DSL/Telco box. Now, you plug the Ooma box to the PC/Router whatever as per instructions, then instead of plugging one phone into the Oooma, you run a cable to your already pre-wired home phone wiring from the Ooma. This enables

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