CanYouHearMeNow

The fact that my phone number is listed on the national DO NOT CALL registry doesn't seem to stop them.

Or post endless threads only to be the only one carrying on a conversation?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I just don't see what anyone sees attractive about dreadlocks. I think its the ugliest hair style there is.

When I first read I said to myself, who's WALTER?

I had to LOL at CBS news last night when they "asked the TOUGH QUESTIONS" as to why did the truck driver go that way. Woah! That was a tough question.

Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)

Coming out of the closet?

You can provide that information to the Sheriff's department and if there is only one Hyundai Sonata with the first 3 letters of the tag 246 then they can act on it.

What business does Bestiality have in the Internet Café? Try explaining that to your child...

I made it to about 1:30

"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt"

Wazit good for you?

I always wondered why people wanted to advertise that their children were Slow.... Have you ever heard a Quiet Hospital?

Pam - better than that Kentucky jelly

At least he didn't ask you for a shake while he finished his text.

And Chester is still on the run

That would be premature male-pattern baldness. A totally different condition from Pre-Male.

I understand Baldness, but what is PRE-MALE? Isn't that a even worse condition?

To My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically unco

Use an air horn - that much better

Can you hear IT now?

For the love of Richard Stands and bless Howard!

Long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day!