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AnonyMoose

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  1. 1) If you were custodian for more than 6 months out of the year, I believe you can claim the child. If IRS disagrees with your decision to do it, they will call you and the other taxpayer into the office and get it cleared up. You do not need a "court paper" to claim a dependant. Here is what the instructions say for 2009. Go to Line 6c-dependants and look at step-1: http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/i1040.pdf 2) There is something called a "taxpayer advocate". These are IRS employees that are here to help us with problems arising from our 1040's. We have one here in Atlanta and they
  2. People that don't sleep naked - doesn't clothing bother them at night? Doesn't it get all twisted when you roll from one side to the other? I know a question that Queen Oprah the Obese forgot to ask: Do you ever pick someone else's nose (spouse, dog, cat, friend). That's not what Dean said!
  3. We pander to the a$$hats at ACLU. We would rather let Americans die than offend that SIG.
  4. The live chick looks hotter. Half way through this video they sit next to each other. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q4qwLknKag
  5. I haven't renewed my EMT-P in over a decade since Paulding County did not have a volunteer service. So I was last on a volly rig in 2000. But I certainly can answer the following for you: 1) Nope - don't give a rat's a$$ about medic alert bracelets. God only knows if it's real or not, or how it got there. I only cared about a State of Connecticut DNR order. And if the person is unresponsive, I will give care and just notify the hospital of the DNR bracelet when I get back on the rig. If the MD at the ER on the other end of the two-way radio says to stop care, then I listen to the MD.
  6. Are there any mudslimes at Hiram High? If muzzies exist in Paulding County; then keeping the kids home might not be a horrible idea.
  7. Cortesone shots and therapy. The therapy was rather lame and the shots hurt almost as bad as a kidney stone, albeit only for a minute or two. Eventually my plantar fascia tendon ripped off, and my podiatrist called that "self surgery" since apparently they sever it as a treatment.
  8. "Would be"??? I am sure at least half the people in TSA joined because the Roman Catholic Church wasn't looking for priests. I'm sure a few folks on this board "smell like sausage". The question is: just what is meant by "sausage"?
  9. AnonyMoose

    Help!

    Google apparently escapes you as well. New parents?
  10. Not if you shoot them when they are 12.
  11. Just run their a$$es over. If they don't stop, and honest cop would give them the ticket and not you. And I say "honest cop" because those are rather rare in and around Paulding.
  12. Dude! You wanted the soup chicken cluck lounge (internet cafe) and not politics.
  13. I'm pretty sure Southern rednecks are spending record amounts on meth. But hey, meth is the other white meat! favorminded.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/meth.jpg Jeebus has a skool now? That's pro!!!!
  14. You still cruising around in that little moped? Ewe so pro!!!!
  15. So do the cackling hens. This kind of entertainment always tops the "soup chicken hotline" charts.
  16. Stay home and invent something. I think this world needs sandwiches where the bread is toasted garlic bread made from a french bread, and the middle is lasagna with meatballs, pepperoni, sausage pieces, and mushrooms. And then a big bowl of spaghetti sauce to dunk the sandwich in. IMHO, that would sell like hotcakes. Then all you need is some crushed red pepper and a big ole pitcher of Mr Pibb. I can't decide which is better: Texas Roadhouse or Longhorn. I like both.
  17. Check your watch. It is changing as we speak. See - there goes 15 seconds right now!
  18. "Dream home" does not belong in the same sentence as "Georgia". Now if it was a dream trailer park with a low incidence of tornadoes....
  19. What this town really needs is a Boston Market.
  20. How nice could it possibly be, the way you chain smoke?
  21. Droid X. Coolest phone I have ever owned, hands down.
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