AnonyMoose

GunsAmerica is the biggest in general, but if you want Class III (full auto machine guns), then SturmGewehr or SubGuns is the better choice. And before you show up ANYWHERE with either money or a gun; do NOT deal with anyone who doesn't have an FFL and didn't send you a copy of his FFL first. Nobody with an FFL will try to rob you - not worth losing the FFL it took so long to get just to steal a few hundred bucks from someone. And when they tell you their FFL number, check it online on the BATFE website.

They also said that slave ownership was good, and that women and Negroes shouldn't vote. In fact, they didn't want you to vote either. The FF's wanted Congress to pick a President and VP. When the idea of voting came up, they said it was absolutely not acceptable for Negroes to vote, so they came up with the electoral system as a way to protect from from a State with a large slave contingency to get someone that was anti-slavery into power. And dude - please get a spell checker already.

Hippie students hiding from the war in Nam isn't the same as cute little babies getting whacked while making things to bring home out of cray paper and pasta noodles. Nope - this is the one attack that's gonna change the Second Amendment. Because truth be known, you can't do much of a gun-grab with the 2nd Amendment sitting there. At some point the talk will have to be about repealing it, just like when they got rid of prohibition.

After seeing what Kaepernick did last week running for almost as many yards as he passed for, I think it's going to be darn near impossible to beat the 49'ers. This guy was epic in college. Granted, WAC is nowhere near as great as SEC, but 10K yards passing and 4K yards rushing in 4 years? Nobody in Division 1 has ever done that besides him. Yeah, I'm almost afraid to watch this coming game.......

Cat was probably stuck in the undercarriage of the mobile home. No way a cat walks 200 miles to get back to a specific location.

Half the soup chickens have psychotic episodes, so this is a good feature to keep.

News flash: Pot brownies invented - scientists in awe. There has never been a case of someone being high out of their mind and driving over 17 miles per hour. They may have thought they were doing 200, but the radar gun disagreed. If everyone drove stoned, the worst accident would be a fender bender.

Put on your tin foil hat and see if the flashes align with your mayan calandar.

Soup chickens make crap up so they have something to gossip about.

I heard she likes to eat lead paint and drink mercury. That explains why she is such a fruitloop. She needs to be in a straight jacket.

If you duct tape that form to the front bumper, the drunk teen doesn't get hurt? Your dad must be my brother from a different mother. OK, I'll bite. What is a poll troll?

With all the guns these hillbillies own, they can't just shoot the truck driver?

Have you notified Romney?

That isn't bad for a sixteen year old in Georgia.

They put me in cyber detention for doing cyber porn.

Deal.

Kill your husband and we can spend the insurance money in the Bahamas.

Thanks for that important news flash. Please post again to tell us what she is doing right this very minute.

Weld it. Oxyacetylene is great for hardwoods.

What are the odds that she pays taxes?

Who drives a car without oil in the engine? They didn't cover how to check oil in soup chicken school?

Polls have purposes here? I thought it was just so soup chickens had something to do between Oprah and Judge Judy.

The only place to get sushi that won't wind you up in an emergency room is Taki. The two places you listed are below moldy dog food on the safety ladder.

It's ruined. Buy a new house.

I can sell you an AnonyMoose Soup Chicken Diploma for $500. Along with $75 cash, it is accepted at most major motels.