JerryLovedLSU

Nobody said that.

Glen Beck wants us to buy gold too.

I would eat my hat if more than 2% of people you consider Dems have read that book.

Definition of 'Living Wage' A theoretical wage level that allows the earner to afford adequate shelter, food and the other necessities of life. The living wage should be substantial enough to ensure that no more than 30% of it needs to be spent on housing. The goal of the living wage is to allow employees to earn enough income for a satisfactory standard of living. Read more: http://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/living_wage.asp#ixzz1gW3u8mMU

How often does your dentist reccomend you see them a year?

And the main goal of a chiropractor is to keep you seeing the chiropractor for the rest of your life.

My great grandmother used to treat heat stroke by taking a button down shirt from your father and laying you down with your back alligned with all the buttons.

A pediatrician will rarely recomend a chiroprator because the alignment of the spine is totally unrelated to acid reflux or tons of other non-spinal medical ailments.

You can't spell "Roll Tide" without two L's.

And what does it say about a guy who has to trawl the middle schools for a girl?

When I go in there I always use the machine. My personal favorites are the clowns that always ask "can you open up another line?" Like they think they are entitled to just never have to wait in their life for anything.

I'm not sure I have banked with a human in over 10 years.

No matter how good you think you are, chances are there is someone better out there.

Not directed at you, but "adults" in general.

And if you have to wait in line, don't huff and puff like a little kid or complain to everyone around you. We don't care about your lack of patience.

Meh- even in her prime Madonna wasn't very good.

One thing this LSU team has done all year is find ways to manufacture points. Turnovers that give the O a short field (like the fumble to begin the 2nd half). Defensive TDs (like the pick 6 after UGA realized they couldn't run the ball) ST scores (like TM7's punt return) If there is one thing that the 2011 version of LSU football doesn't do, it's quit.

You obviously weren't at the Dome Saturday.

So it would have been 42-24 instead? Lucky? Lucky that Bama only got inside the 30 ONE time? Lucky that they outrushed the Tide?

That 70's Show

We had two goofballs in front of us (who obviously didn't watch much football outside of UGA games) and they were talking s**t about 1:20 into the game. Needless to say, they got real quiet in the third quarter. To their credit, they stayed until the end. I kindly reminded them to make sure the game is well in hand if you're gonna run your mouth. One of the guys actually appreciated the advice. I didn't see or hear anything yesterday out of the ordinary for an SEC game except maybe some extra false bravado.

Speaking of which, at halftime at the Dome, you'da thought the Dawgs won the Championship already with all the trash they were talking. When LSU went up 14-10, they knew it was over. When LSU went up 28-10 they all headed for the exits. It was glorious.

I'll be in the Dome.

Maybe we should strive to be more like India.

If people eat squirrels and goats (and tons of other nasty animals) what's the big deal with horses?