NumberCruncher

if you're going to return it, why buy it in the first place? much less, a whole bags worth of it.

i try to keep my legs crossed while doing keg stands, how's that for classy?

bah! my full attention must be on my food, lest i wind up with a laptop full of gravy!! sides who can work when there's so much good food to eat? but, yay! for those who can manage to pull off the multi-tasking. and kudos to you for providing the service.

wanna be my pcom wife for the week?

fine. we'll do both.

you never picked.

do you wanna go stare at goats tomorrow night, or what?

pfft. i roll.

but yes. my um, spouse is on pcom. SURPRISE!!!!!!

two. please.

i.can't.breathe.

we're cooking our turkey in a trash can. best if you just come by for dessert.

oh good grief. ya'll are gonna have folks thinking i've gone all soft!!! well, parts of me have, but that's a whole 'nother story. yes, charlie's angels had the rare treat of seeing me in 'work mode',meaning i wasn't sporting the usual wife beater and flannel with my hair wadded up in a scrunchie. i was wearing shoes,and i don't think i cussed one time. finally, someone who can vouch for me that i'm not *always* walking around looking like i've been thrown away. thanks for the compliments, y'all, but really. i just iz who i iz.

dinner was crap. shoulda skipped it and gone straight for the christmas oreos.

burgers and tater chips. i'm lazy tonight.

oh, hellO!!!! nat portman, jake gyllenhal, and tobey maguire. i'm there!

a link for those who wish to read statistics, and stories. dogsbite

gratz!

i hadn't been that satisfied since...well, you uh, don't need to hear about all that.

good grief! we had breakfast there on saturday. anyone that can leave that place hungry has something wrong with them. i wanted to clean my plate, cause everything tasted sooooo good, but had to put my fork down half way through. i was stuffed!

oh, dear god! a link would have sufficed!

these modern day pirates suck. nary a one of them has an eye patch or peg leg.

why bother to wrestle it? why not just shoot it and save the time, energy, and possible injury to officers?

same thing i do every day. try and take over the world.

meh. i tend to type the same way that i speak. unpretentious. it doesn't make me feel smarter or better than anyone else to know that i can correctly conjugate verbs. and it doesn't make me feel ignorant when i have an unintentional typo, or an intention misspelling to convey a certain dialect. life is shawt folks, and yo make of it what you wish. it saddens me that so many folk get hung up on what someone else is typing, not because their content is objectionable, but because they are less edumacated and/or diligent with their written words.