NumberCruncher

what "take your name off your phone" means. and now i too, have a generic voice mail greeting. let the affairs with the celebrities begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you. i am no longer the trashiest poster on pcom. whew!

says the certified m.i.l.f.

you're dying to know what my position is, aren't you???

good gawd, i hope no one does.

and that's why we're opposites.

i think that if these people were related to me, i'd never tell a soul the story you just did. have you no shame?

here's the thing. he did some really crappy stuff. and that's just not the kind of person i want representing me, my county, or my state. does it make him an evil bastard who should die? nope. just someone who does really crappy things and shouldn't hold office. i do really crappy things too. some of which have been exposed here on p.com, while most folks yawned over it. the difference is that i don't represent a damn person but myself. and i don't commit crimes. (ok, thought crimes, yes) the only way to find out whether or not someone's truly squeaky clean, is to lick them.

good. i;m glad everyone heard me.

jerry springer much?

are you clicking "remember me" when you're signing in?

yes, my dear, i too like the pina coladas. draw me into a world where i can become lost in the characters and feel of the story. give me familiar names and faces to relate to. let me rejoice in your triumphs and weep for your sorrows.

no problem doll. your neice's story is horrific. i pray that she recovers completely. both physically and mentally. what a strong young lady to have endured as much as she has. there must be an awesome plan for her future.

i just can't do anything remotely related to religion. for or against. i'm not comfortable with either stance, so i avoid both.

one track minds? there are hundreds of posts available on this board to read and respond to. you made it a point to start a topic that was already being discussed, to ask that the story be left alone. thus insuring that there would be even more discussion about the story, because you'd added yet another thread for that express purpose.

change the channel, and then refrain from starting your own topic about it on a message board. hard? nope.

seriously t. you gotta read mcmurtry. talk about character development. he got a whole slew of books, that don't run in a series, with interconnecting characters, spanning decades. remember terms of endearment and the evening star? yep. mcmurtry. guess where the shrink came from? read a desert rose and the late child to find out more about his beginnings and friends and family back in vegas. patsy? aurora's pseudo daughter? read moving on. it tells her story. oh, and who could forget the last picture show??? read it. then texasville (also a movie now) then follow up with duane's depre

so, don't concern yourself with it. it astonishes me that folks will go out of their way to make an effort to pay attention to something that they publiclly declare not worthy of their attention.

thanks, i've put it on my list. have you read any mcmurty, the non westerns?

your signature really screws that story up.

tell that to the cocktail waitress he was banging. pretty sure she's not an accepted member of the 'woods family'.

^5 run around with common whores, and they'll sell you out for a buck.

oh honey, did you not leave any room for the folks who will claim that "if he'll cheat on his wife, he'll cheat on the course"? what about the old "once a cheater, always a cheater, no matter what the game"? blah blah blah. i give a crap who anyone screws anymore. married, single, gay or straight. celebrity or swinging couple down the street. BFD.

hopefully someone has already thought out a turkey relocation program.

good luck. i had to go through FSC training earlier this year to obtain certification for our facility. and then write and be tested on 6 different SOP's. didn't get to add any new initials to my title, but did gain a ton of business once we were certified. for now i'm just NC-17, BFD