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  1. In six states along with choosing a President voters will be voting on legalizing pot. Three states on medical marijuana and the other three states will vote on letting anyone over twenty one be able to buy the wacky weed for recreational use. Many say the war on drugs is already lost and should be taken away from the drug cartels and taxed. What say you is it time we end Marijuana Prohibition ?
  2. When I was a teen I use to snoop on the next door neighbors wife, but then she started closing the curtains.
  3. My washing machine went out so I'm beating my clothes on a rock in the stream behind the house.
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    Are you the same guy that trims his grass into the number of his favorite NASCAR driver ?
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    Houses that have wheels for foundations have no need of a HOA.
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    So....how many junk cars at your house and how many piles of garbage do you have covered with a blue plastic tarp........up! don't lie now.
  7. When you drive around Dallas these days is it not starting to look more and more like a South Side slum ? Corner stores with huge tobacco and beer signs plastered on any and every flat surface. Garbage blowing across parking lots like tumble weeds on the desert. Dumpsters displayed proudly next to every store. Mile after mile of hand written posters tacked to every telephone pole advertising everything from yard sales to the Mayor's run for reelection. Ever notice you can drive through Peachtree City and never see any of this. Of course Peachtree city was a planned community with a kind of
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    Take a ride around some of Paulding counties neighborhoods,You know which ones, and you'll understand why people new to the area would demand a HOA . You see freedom is not two junk cars on cement blocks in your driveway, it's not old confederate flags on 20ft poles in the yard. And it's not that pile of garbage you have under blue plastic tarps you call "collectibles". It's an insurance that one day you will not wake up to a pink house next door. Or a new salvage yard around the corner. You see the bottom line is you can take a man out of the ghetto but you just can't take the ghetto
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    Let me guess you live in a dump with several junk cars on your property and no regard what-so-ever for your neighbors and the property values of their homes. Hows that close ?
  10. I can come over and take a few Polaroids if you like . When is the hubby at work ?
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    If we had a HOA maybe the redneck in our neighborhood wouldn't have a 20 ft flag pole in his front yard.
  12. Huffing some Spar-Var gold and kicking back to a little classic porn, enjoy your sticky fingers !
  13. How much difference does a furry tail make ?
  14. Zero when is it ok to turn off the light and call it a night ?
  15. Every year it's the same thing, I buy a whole lot of candy and end up having to eat it all myself......I'll just have to buckle down again this year looks like .
  16. No prank: On Halloween, US military forces train for zombie apocalypse The scenario is part of a counter terrorism summit held this week. A zombie invasion would have characteristics similar to other catastrophic events and would be 'a federal incident,' a summit organizer says. Christian Science Monitor
  17. I think it's ok as long as you do it behind a bush or a tree.
  18. Doesn't take much to entertain you people. What say next week we all meet behind the Kroger and watch them unload the truck !
  19. Yes their isn't anything quite as funny as dead animal on the side of the road. I will never forget the time I saw my neighbors dead cat in front of his house, we just laughed and laughed........good times.
  20. What Do You Get When You Cross An Elephant With A Prostitute? ......... A Two-ton Pickup.
  21. A little early to be tipping the bottle isn't it or just up all night watching porn to satisfy your "voyeuristic" side ? When you get around to the Prep H you do know how to use it right ? Just put a little dab on the tip of your finger and stick it up your ....
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