Paxilpapa

ROFL,,,, glad I could make you laugh,,, even just for a minute.

Brad Whitford by butt,,, that was Paul Hogan who played "Crocdile Dundee",,,, we've been through this before,,,,, 'member????

Same here,,,, Lately, I get up on Sunday morning, check the cable guide on TV, then set my watch to that time!!!

While you're at it,,, change the batteries in your smoke detectors!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Don't like you"????? I've got a dozen people on IGNORE out here, and you are NOT one of them. The only thing I ever disagreed with, was when you removed Paul Hogan as your avatar,,,, but that is so trivial. I really hope they caught this one in its early stages and won't be too difficult to re-mediate. Best of luck, and prayers sent..

I don't think cats are smart enough to be confused,,, the only human words ours understand are "Kitties Food!!!!". I think everything else to them is like static on a radio.

Glad to hear he has been found,,,, maybe they need to buy a Bloodhound to keep up with Thor!!!!!

That just shows you just how 'Smart' the phone really is!!!!!!!!!

I strongly suspect bored teenagers rather than a massive republican cabal. I have heard of local teens collecting democratic signs and planting dozens of them in the yard of friend whose parents are staunch republicans, the political version of "Rolling a yard'. A real political prank would have someone swap the signs in someones yard with their adversaries signs, just because it seems funny. Something I do know, however, you had better pick up all your signs before Friday night,,, because they damn sure won't be left intact come Saturday morning!!!! Just sayin.

What a train wreck!!!!!! They should just bring the team plane back ,,,, EMPTY!!!!! Fire Smith now, and get it over with.

Which building, the one on MacLand road, or the one on Bill Corrupt????

If I'm not mistaken, it is illegal to deal with an out-of-the-country pharmacy! Anybody know for sure???????

I'm on Chrome, and I can vote! Pubster,,, what do you suppose the contamination risk is of Ebola due to insects??? Suppose someone with the virus got near a swampy region, like the Everglades!! P.S. Mention your birthday on the 23rd all you like,,,, I'm still not chipping in for a gift!!!

I have seen those things before at funerals in lieu of a concrete vault! What the gentleman was laying in is actually the top, and what they called the top, is the base. They put the base in the grave, place the coffin or casket on it, then the top is lowered in and snaps onto the base. All of the ridges on the top are suppose to support the weight of the dirt. Just the same, someone is planning for a lot burials in a relatively short period of time.

I voted for number 2, your original choice, because (and this is picky) the fit of the shirt, tie and jacket are a little off in both 1 and 3,,, I always like the photos of the kids looking straight at you, but that leaves 2 and 4 with the best fit of the Tux. Of those two, picture 2 exudes the confidence and charm of a young man who can achieve anything he desires. If you're dead set on smile, go with number 4. Does that make any sense??? Casual number 1 by far. Good luck.

Yeah, I kept my humor to myself with second kid!!!!

Worst beating of my life,,, when my wife was pregnant, I jokingly suggested that hang a "Wide Load" sign on her rear end..... She didn't get the joke!!!!!

I think that is the wrong picture, I don't see a 31 axle trailer, and I don't see a 235 foot long press!

Holy crap!!! Now the Vice-presidency is completely headless!!!!

They could be planning a "Going Away" party and discussing what kind of gift to get you. I changed departments once and they threw me a "Going Away" party, complete with a cake! I could only assume they were really grateful to get ME out of their hair!

In all probability, your better half is suffering from the in flight meal, and you are having sympathy pains because you are a loving, caring, wonderful husband,,,,, ah, er,,,, come to think of it, I haven't a clue in hell what's wrong with you! Maybe too much G&O!!!!!

Maybe the solution is to keep her liquored up!!!!!!

Sorry dude,,, can't be done,,, so move on!!!!! Seriously, try googleing the song title and see if it has a download button.