CaptainObvious

This should answer all your questions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huvUAoAZeuk

Did you just suggest that the ultimate warrior should be "Cute" ? :drinks:

Wow, ten replies! Gee Golly you sure are getting all that attention you wanted! Of course, I have no influence on how you feel or what you do, and people can just ignore me, and i can sit here and post the emote of beer buddies! Yes Thats what we need, we need you to change your screenname to ABE LINCOLN ZOMBIE SLAYER, post the pie chart, with an out of context Jefferson quote, and the cheers emote. That would make things quite complete!

Say you wouldnt happen to know of any Publishing Agents who actually respond to manuscript submissions would you?

Have I made my point to you yet Eddie? Is it quite clear how utterly irritating this is?

Yet another reason I stick with comcast. I know, i know, so many of you all hate them, but Ive never had a problem with their service.

Wow Eddie, look how popular this thread is! People will really pay attention to you now! It will show 8 whole replies! That will get you the attention you crave because someone seeing the topic title and then seeing it has replies will think "Hmm, this must be worth reading and discussing!" only to find that the first FOUR, I repeat FOUR posts in the thread are you rambling when you could easily have just added the comments to your original post. And further dissappointed when they see my pidfdly behind is the remaining poster in a thread they though was a genuine discussion! THATS WHAT YOU DO

I have some pine needles that need raking...

Or better yet, Eddie, how about you change your screen name again to something about "Pride" or "Patriotism" again because you somehow identify with whatever the fictional patriotic flavor of the moment is. Perhaps you could change your name to ABE LINCOLN ZOMBIE SLAYER I hear tyhats pretty popuylar with the kids! Abe lincoln posts a pie chart with a quote from Thomas Jefferson. Oh my yes, it doesnt get more YOU than that!

You could always walk a street corner on Fulton Industrial! I kid I kid, but seriously, have you ever considered writing?

Or maybe you could reply with an out of context quote froM Thomas Jefferson? Oh hell, why not reply with the chart AND quote Jefferson at the same time! That would be icing on the cake Eddie! Go ahead! Im going to make sure this threat gets you all the friggin attention you crave, god forbid anyone not respond to you!

Depends on your faith and your sexual preference.

Do we know which office park?

Seeing you treated like the rest of us...that would be something to see. Or maybe you do it because its the only way you can get attention? To troll forums? Tell me Eddie, how many other forums are you a member of? Do you do this their too? Tell you what, how about you reply to this with that same stupid chart you always post, it has about as much relevance here as it does anywhere else you use it.

She had a DNR. Really people, life is precious, but it isnt THAT precious.

Delete all of Eddies consecutive bump posts where he refuses to use the edit button.

I am going to post consecutively in this thread. Ide complain to you about it but youve done nothing. Ide complain to management about it but theyve done nothing. So since there are no consequences for bumping your own threads and just posting multiple times in a row thats what I am going to do here. I mean seriously, 4 times in a row? You could use the edit button. You could. Ive asked you to. you dont. For years you have been doing this. Who are you fellating to get away with this while others get accounts closed for far more questionable things? I mean really, Eddie, this is

Jeez I remember when Blockbuster first started...

MY OFFICIAL VIEW ON THE GAY MARRAIGE ISSUE: The federal government should not recognize any kind of marraige hetero or otherwise. Marraige is a religious institution. Civil Union is an economic institution. IF The government wishes to give some sort of breaks to those with a civil union (Something I oppose) then so be it but they should, if they are going to do so, do so for both hetero and homosexual couples. That being said and proceeding under the premise that Marraige is a religious institution (AND IT IS) then whether or not you are married is a matter of your faith, your he

PM me his contact info, all of it, im gonna make his life hell.

I veleive it to be a Vicugna...sort of a quasi camel. Close relative of Alpacas.

Yeah its street sharks.

I am an American Consumer. My confidence is lower than ever before.

Hey!!! Give me a little more credit....was 13 and a half jeez....

Drunk. I love Gin. And now you know.