Georgia Dawg

Maybe she's come up with a plan to keep herself on the show for as long as possible. First it was the boob shot, now a fart shot across the bow. What's next?

Also be careful when using those citrus products that say they will DEFAT SKIN!

If I had not read the Op notes from my heart surgery then we wouldn't have known half of the stuff that happened, why I had an incision on the front of my right shoulder, etc.

"Yeah, let's make them out of wood. Like, pieces of furniture dude! "

In a few interviews, Jobs hinted at his early experience with the psychedelic drug LSD. Of Microsoft founder Bill Gates, Jobs said: "I wish him the best, I really do. I just think he and Microsoft are a bit narrow. He'd be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger."

When I first read the title I thought it said... 11 yr old nose picking... help!!!!

Tell her if she has the piercing now that the hole will get larger and larger as she grows up and she'll blow snot out the hole everytime she sneezes.

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper. South Carolina: A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and a

Once you take a company public, and a board of directors is in place to protect those investors, it really is no longer your company and the board can decide to replace anyone - even a founder.

Well we have a little over a 1000 years so I guess it's no immediate concern...

Free Air made me think of this... Blonde woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hailstorm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car got dented up really bad. The next day, she took her car into a repair shop to have the dents examined. The repairman, noticing that she was blonde and quite dingy when she spoke, decided to have some fun. He told her to blow into the tailpipe of the car really hard when she got home, as this would cause all of the dents to pop out. When she got home, she started blowing into the t

Early Release almost sounds like someone is getting out of jail early... uh, that was redundant.

She needs to get back in a hurry so she can start in the new Casey Anthony movie.

Our front door was wood with a large oval of leaded glass.

Unemployment welfare is the government's way of insuring they have voters who are totally dependent on the government.

Government does not create jobs, wealth and prosperity create jobs. Government takes wealth and prosperity.

I replaced all of my incandescents with CFL's. We saw absolutely NO DIFFERENCE in our power bill. Since then, the CFL's have been burning out and we replaced them all with incandescents. Since then we've been stocking up on them so we can trade them for food later on...

I just checked his website and it's up. Try donlapre.com/ (It's L 'A' pre, not 'E')

Since her passport expired I bet she gets VIP treatment and is fasttracked on that.

I said Yippie! Then it went back. Yep, back to the crappy format. Unplugged again!

Our home was broken into last summer. Granted things are things, but some things are very sentimental such as jewelry that belonged to our mother-in-law who had passed away. They took more 'things' from us than the insurance covered - of course at the time we purchased the insurance the agent said we were fine, but when the claim was filed it was 'you do know that isn't covered, right?'. They broke into our house during the day when we weren't there. It ended up being someone in our subdivision who did the deed with some other low-lifes from another subdivision. One of the perps is back in pri

For some reason I was thinking about prisons and read this as Electrocution School.

You still send letters???? What are you trying to do, keep the Post Office afloat all on your own???

Bobby's cooks every burger well done only because they are not apparently buying a high enough quality of meat. Fuddrucker's will cook your burger to order since their beef quality is much, much better.