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CAT FIGHT!!

I'm thinking Big Mike and Toothless Crystal in the finals.

OK, guys. Cut to a commercial and turn the garden hose on 'em.

Yuh think?

Hold on, I'm coming!

Playing with big bottles of Mercury in school. Got hit by a car head-on while riding my bike. The bike and I were fine, but the car had to be towed away. Helmets? Oh, we don't have helmets, senor. We Don't Need No Stinkin Helmets! Reading Huckleberry Finn, then building a raft and paddling it naked through the creek that went through the town. Parents wondering why the roofing between my second floor bedroom window and a nearby tree wore out so fast. And I was the quiet kid.

No you're safe. You can still send them off to day care when you have no time for them. At leas for this year.

I refuse to take any legislation from the state of Georgia representatives seriously until they are required to take sobriety test, on a daily basis, three times a day. Until that point, this is just a big cock fight. (No pun intended).

And a bunch of drunken legislators don't have great decision abilities, do they?

If the state government legislatures did not feel the need to justify their road trips to Atlanta to get drunk with their prostitutes, they would just repeal a bad law instead of adding additional complications to an old bad one. WHY NOT JUST REPEAL AD VALOREM ALTOGETHER? Oh, that would be too easy.

Better get your video camera charging. I hear there is a golf cart tearing down Old Cartersville Hwy and a dog ran out in front of it. Big news story. Up to two flakes now.

I saw one. Heading for the grocery store.

Is that a video phone in your pocket, or are you just glad to see the fire department?

I knew it was you. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

Always be grateful for that.

I'll play it straight, although I personally think it is hilarious to see someone videotaping in the middle of a snowstorm while following a firetruck and calling the other guy an idiot, but the truck says "Academy Roofing". They are based out of Kennesaw.

Subby, you have taken me back to my youth. Snow ice cream is why God invented snow. And used to play with big bottles of mercury in lab class.

You should point out that since they used the word "intercourse", that implies that you need someone with you.

Yeah, I think you're right. I think I was racing with my 18th birthday to get my Eagle badge. Still have my uniform, but would probably need surgery to be able to wear it. Is there a surgeon that can pump fat back in?

I was a JASM, too, in the 1960's. Also an Eagle Scout.

999,873 to go for 4M.

One million George Bush posts in the Political Forum?

Fof this award which I am about to receive, may I be truly grateful.

Your best chances of communicating with her will occur before she is 2.

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