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Who pulled a VW Rabbit out of your ass? Snopes is a good site because it shows the stuff has been verified or not. It don't matter how it started or if the couple that started it are Obama supporters or not. The stuff is verified or shows why it is false. I do see where people who don't like that snopes called bullcheeze on the Obama rumors don't like that site. Don't go shooting snopes because you don't like when it tells the truth.

I would tell that young boy that two weeks around 7:30pm, it's not a fart.

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I don't have that problem either, sometimes I pee in the shower. If my wife is in there she gets mad.

The smell.

I wouldn't mind trading my 20s-30s for his 20s-30s.

Never been. We're cutting back to four day work weeks while the inventory work is done. Might go up this Friday and try lunch.

If I wear my yamaka do I get a discount from my speeding ticket in Hiram?

I would trade a bingo card for a mayberry. Cant get shot no more.

Did everyone get smarter around here?

Congrats

Why did the woman cross her legs before she sprayed?

Again? I've watched this wedding video more than I've watched my own. It's true, the camera did add 10 pounds to my wife. I would rather watch this one, even if it has gotten old.

damn

Soon as my wife gets in from church ive got to do yardwork.

Dallas tire.

Aftrer three beers who cares if it is light out or not.

i don't got no sound

I need my back waxed, do you do that?

My wife gets mad at me when I mow the lawn after 2 beers.

Dayum! Yorkville needs the rain.

My wife likes to go the chinese buffets her purse smells like chinese food because she puts egg rolls in it to take home.

I'll probably get another bullet for bitching about the damn mods but wouldn't a private message have been better? Calling me out? [EDITED BY DEPUTY HELLP SARAH? BECAUSE SOME MEMBERS DON'T LIKE BEING REMINDED OF FORMER MEMBER NAMES. AND WE ARE TRYING TO KEEP PROBLEMS DOWN INSTEAD OF STIRRED UP]