CaptainObvious

I dont understand the hatred of comcast. Ive had them for 4 years and i love them better than dish or direct for tv, and fast access for internet. I use skype for phone so I really dont care about that other crap.

Ladies please use this as a lesson to your daughters: Be very selective about who you choose to procreate with please?

This should do it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VHSqJINm7M

blame it on the raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiin yeaheeyeahh!!!

Ugh if the time was later ide love to do it, but I dont get home from work until 7! ARGH!

the list doesnt surprise me in the least.

I keep hoping some beautiful woman will say "Really will you give me a ride?" and Ill say "Sure which roads do you want to go on?" and shell say "I wasnt talking about the scooter big boy." a sad nerdy man can dream though.

is that like something for a unibrow? cause if so I just shave mine.

I have a motorscooter does that count?

Richard Dawson Mickey Rooney Julie Hagerty Robert Redford Dan Severn Bill Goldberg Steven Segal Ed O'Neil Mr. Wizard Matthew Broderick Jenny McCarthy Connie Chung Mark-Paul Gosselar Paul Reubens Billy Ocean Julie Brown Hanson

To all those saying: "Sure its cheaper when you first sign up" This was several years ago I switched to comcast, and ti was cheaper than directv AND dish so i switched (plus i was sick of the weather affecting my picture.) My bill is now HALF of what it was 3 years ago. Comcast will bend over backwards the instant they think your leaving them. I love comcast.

See I went the opposite way, I dropped directTV to go to comcast. I have not regretted doing so once. Picture quality is just as good, I have on demand, and the weather doesnt effct whether I can watch TV. Oh yeah, and comcast is cheaper.

given my current mood I know where I wouldnt mind some of them sitting.

I honestly think that "Ebonics" was never an applicable term for what it was reffering. I always reffered to it as Gutter-speak as all that was really required to speak it and nothing else was that you be completely uneducated and have no desire to change that fact. (I.e. Morons. And being one knows no ethnicity)

So if you do it just because you want to show off its a crime, but do it on camera and they will pay you...guess the policy of "If youre good at something dont do it for free" just became mandatory. I still wont charge

Im extremely pent up, partially buzzed on my 1st soco cocktail here (see the dinner thread to see what else ive had) and for some reason relatively behaving myself...relatively...

I always loved the candy bar sales. I always buy! When I had to do them when I was in school, I had a job so I just bnought the darned box outright. Chocolate: it sells.

Tell me 17, are you a narc or a snorer so I know which spherical object I want you to handle.

it may be great but its annoying the living hell out of me with all those caps.

When he says that say this: "I am sick of your excuses! Now get into that linen factory and put those nimble hands into the sharp protruding machines without another peep outta you mister!!!!" ...and again, do so lovingly.

it wasnt the idol contestants i was comparing myself to; thank you for making my point.

Tell him to "Go get a job and pay for your own **** snowgizmo lessons, ya ******* freeloader! In my day we would shovel coal out of the mine for ten cents a year and we liked it ya ungratefull little ****!" and do so lovingly.

At first I was like "Who is fantasia and why do I care if she tried to off herself" then I saw the one word that made me feel better instantly. "Idol." The moment I saw that and figured out where she must be famous from, I knew in that moment...I am a upstanding respectable human being.

Better not be mine, I am a man and shouldnt own such an item. Though I do cut a darling figure.

E-Bay. if you cant find it there then it doesnt exist.