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At a trade show in Vegas a few years ago, we were going to Lawry's when one guy says, "I don't like prime rib, I only like t-bone, do they have a t-bone". Another saleman says; "well you can order a t-bone, but when they bring it, it's going to look and taste an awful lot like prime rib." All they do at Lawry's is prime rib and ribeye. They bring the grill (huge grills) to your table and you pick what you want and they cut your piece off right there.

If you like prime rib, make sure and eat at The Lawry's Prime Rib, behind the Flamingo.

I remember a friend of mine who had a sweet, sweet daughter. I visited her one day shortly after the daughter had turned 13. My friend was sitting at the table, with her head in her hands, just sobbing to beat the band. I ask, my god what happened? Between sobs she said; the devil (sob) has possessed (sob) my baby.

While I do not have a girl, I have watched many of my friends raise girls over the years. Here is what I have observed. If you tell a teenager; don't be going there or hanging around with those people they are bad for you. A boy will say, ok and then go ahead and do it anyway. A girl will have to have a discussion (argument) to make you understand why you are wrong. From what I have observed, this doesn't change much as they get older.

Thank you for the post and the replies. Had this issue since I was a teenager.

You have never had bacon, ribs or a porkchop sandwich? Oh honey, I understand religious beliefs, but trust me, eating bacon, ribs or a porkchop sandwich is a religious experince. Don't think PIG, think ummmm HEAVEN. Give 'em a try, then become Catholic for a day, go to confession, get forgiven, then back to Jewish.

My problem is my genes. They keep shrinking in the wash and then they make me look fat.

Congrats! GT.

Yep. PM sent.

You could, I think we live on the same street.

Copper Hill, TN A friend of mine's uncle was the sherriff there many moons ago. I think they filmed the moon landing there also.

I bet you used to take your date and park in the grocery store parking lot on the hill, didn't you.

It's the 'Jimmy Legs'. Let me tell you about it, I have had the Jimmy Legs all my life and....

My wife's Jeep died this morning, had to have it towed to the garage; took wife to work; my new Seiko watch, that I have had for 3 months, is still losing time, so it went back to Seiko today, where it has spent a total of 6 weeks of the 3 months; stopped by the garage and found out the Jeep's engine was siezed up, so we need a new car; went by the car rental place and rented the wife a car; spilt a drink down my front; but I am glad ya'll are having a good time ON THE BEACH! Uh...ummm..."cough"...I mean, I hope ya'll enjoy your vacations. Love the picture, have a great time.

Wow, that is unreal. She looks exactly like my 3rd wife! Now all I have to do is divorce number two.

Told ya I was bad luck.

I worked in and managed grocery stores from the early 70's to the late 80's. I give the dates because customer service was different back then. (by that I mean better) The store manager was out of line and I think the customer taking this public was out of line. Make the manager apoligize and be demoted or fire him, what ever Kroger decides. End of story, why should they get anything else but an apology. I'm thinking of suing Pubby because LPPT said extra weight men made them look feminine. Uh-Hu, you did so. I haven't been able to leave the house since and it triggered my inferio

Conrgats!!! Is there a good golf course close by when I come to visit just kidding

Another way is to turn the air conditioner on more.

Whew! Had me worried for a moment.

I find that my short term memory.....I forgot what this topic was about.

Gave one for ya.

Glad to hear that you have a job that may lead to better things. Family is important in times like you are going through, glad you have a good one willing to help. Hang in there.

My wife dressed her 14yr old poodle as a ladybug one year, it was the grandaughter's 1st Halloween and she was a ladybug also. I still remember that dog looking at me with eyes that said, "please help, don't let this happen". Sadly I was powerless to help, three women against one man.

The reason they didn't think it was funny is because you left out the 'looting' shopping cart. But even without the shopping cart, I thought it was funny.