WOW ! I was born in Richmond, VA (1944) but, but my Dad's job and my 21 years in the Military, we didn't stay anywhere too awful long. Been in Georgia now 25 years.
You sure don't want any problem either, even a tiny little problem is like a snowball rolling down hill, gets bigger, and bigger as it's handed off to another graduate of our public school system...
You are correct, I served 21 years in the Army and I pay for my cell phone.....this blows my mind to even think that the tax payers have to pay for someones cell phone....Geeeeez