I guess then you'd (not you) be able to homeschool and not have to hang out with the kids for 6-8 hours and get some extra laundry or snake handling done.
The same folks who assumed the Norway dude was a Muslim are now tripping over themselves to shout that he isn't a Christian. Watch yesterday's Daily Show for about the best way it can be explained that you will hear.
Sometimes you just have to sit back and say WTF???