old hippie

Lock up your goats UGA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now a days you need to carry a gun everywhere you go. I had to shoot a man who cut me off in traffic the other day. Actually I didn't shoot him I just beat him up real bad.....well it really may have been an eight year old girl and she beat my a$$ and peeled a wheely on my head as she took off but reguardless you still need to carry a gun just in case you run into any crazy kids cutting you off in traffic!!!!

We have a racing pigeon (solid white) that's been at our house going on 5 days now. I wish some would come get it before our dog makes a meal out of it.

We still havn't got the name plate that goes on the front of the trophy for Cheyenne. We've called and gone by there but havn't gotten any results.

Yer welcome.

A guy was sure his wife was cheating on him so he comes home from work early and finds his wife in bed alone. He searches the apartment from top to bottom and finally looks out on the ledge of his 36th floor apt. and sees some fingers gripping the ledge so he goes and gets a hammer and starts whacking the fingers with it. Soon the guy lets go of the ledge but falls into some bushes below saving his life. Seeing this the man unplugs the fridge and pushes it over the ledge killing the guy. He then grabs his chest and promptly dies from a heart attack from all the excitement. Meanwhile up in heav

My first wife died on our wedding night from eating poison mushrooms, my second wife died the same way, same mushrooms, my third wife fell out of a 23 story window.............she wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

Maybe she should use protection.

I can marry em if the wedding is two miles offshore.

Anyone know if there's a New Balance Shoe Store in Hiram?

Can I bring my fishing pole over? (I'll catch and release)

I would call room B the "grow" room.

Don't bring a fishing pole, they took mine away from me at the door.

I think there's a loose connection in the on/volume dail.

Does anyone know anyone who fixes radios????????

Congrats!!!!!!!!! May you have many, many more!

Hey, thanks for sharpening my mower blade! Those rabbits in that heavy brush don't stand a chance now!!!!!!!!

NAKED TABLE DANCEING AND I WASN"T INVITED???????????

And please quit buying ALL the chocolate donuts at Dunkins......some of us like to eat them too.

THEY'RE NOT SUPPOST TO EAT THE TOYS!!!!!!!!!!

I know, they were waiting for Mermaid and I to get out so they could use it.

My BIL was once rear-ended by two motorcycle cops who were riding side by side at a stop light. They ended up on the hood of his car with bumps and bruises and I laughed till I couldn't stand up. ( I come from a family with many police officers so I guess that makes it OK)

Maybe you could teach it some lyrics?

Call Bat Man.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERM!!!!!!!!!