Thoughts from the Evil Galaxy

I wonder how much money the pharmicutical companies are making off of this???

Yuck... Good morning everybody... It's gonna be a wet one today...

I don't do 'em willingly but sometimes duties to family and friends demand I must eat at these places...

A little honest dirt never hurt anybody. A score of 80 doesn't mean they're cooking cats or there's roaches in your sandwich. I take the scores with a grain of salt most times. I mean most of us can walk into a resturant and tell pretty quick if it's nasty or not. I check the steam tables at places like Ryans and other buffet style places then tell the managers if the foods not hot. If your seeing roachs under your table, you know there in the kitchen. But what troubles me sometimes is local establishments and their employees or relatives coming online to announce that such in such

While some may not have considered it a vacation, an SCA event in 1991, Border Raids in Bowling Green Kentucky, has to rate as one of my all time favorite trips. There was an estimated 6000 to 8000 people at this national event. The SCA is a Middle Ages Re-enactment group (think along the same lines as the Civil War re-enactors... except with full contact fighting, lots of scantly clad women and major drinking...) The major battle of the week-end was a 5000 person brawl of people in various suits of historical (fully fuctional) armor, a rattan stick each and nothing better to do than beat

Didn't you hear? They disquailified Miss Pluto because Pluto's not a planet anymore...

Mornin' everybody. Vacation's over and it's back to work today, hopefully I have a job to go back to...

We've discussed this before soooooo, How about a blast from the past post...

I work for the phone company. I'm in 30 house a week and I can tell you, with utter authority, that you have no idea what 'mess' is... 80% of people in this country are what I call "pilers". They run out of places to stick their crap, so it ends up in piles everywhere, in one form or another. A small percent are really 'hoarders' or 'pack rats'. These people never throw anything away of fear or practice of maybe needing it later...

Mornin' everybody...

Mornin' everybody. Wifey's grandfather's funeral is this morning, gonna be a long day...

He was my wifes Grandfather, he will be missed...

Mornin' everybody...

Might I suggest the woodchipper??? Woodchipper will rid you of all your flea worries along with any other pet problems you might have. Just chuck the little vermin infested furball into the chipper and watch your flea worries fly away... in many many peices... into your neighbor's pool... if you're feeling paticularily nasty towards your neighbor...

Thank you Mr 3 post...

The food there is very good but abit too pricey for me...

The #1 rule of the road... The thing with 18 wheels get the right of way!!!

You're going to a place that's basically buying the "leftovers" from grocery stores and you're not checking the expiration dates??? Didn't you know that's pretty much all they are selling as far as the food items go??? I mean, with the beef jerky and other items that don't really ever expire ( canned corn might have an expire date, but in reality the stuff is good for many years!!!) But that jar of Mayo with the expiration date of 2002, sittin' outside in the sun for the last couple of weeks??? The jar is probably gonna explode on ya as soon as you open it and an alien facehugger is go

There's nothing like coming off of a 2 week low carb diet and drinking a bottle of Coke-a-Cola imported from good ol' Mexico. Here in the US, Coke is made with High Frutose (sp) Corn Syurp. But in Mexico it's made with good ol' Cane Sugar! The Buzz is like drinkin' a whole bottle of Vodka without the Alcohol Poisoning!!!! We don't eat much sweets in our house either, not out of any practices or anything. Eating large amounts of sweets just has never took hold in our house. Most of our sweets are consumed in drinks like Soft Drinks and Tea...

... Let's see what's next on the ol' social engineering agenda...

100% Proof Vodka Tampons.... YOWCH!!! Gives a whole new meaning to to the term "Well sh#t fire!!!"... Givin' yourself a slat water enema will kill you, wonder what a vodka one will do???

Atleast they don't practice what my evil daughters do. When they find an empty or nearly empty toliet paper roll, they'll write on it with a sharpie "Ha Ha, I used the last of the toliet paper, you're screwed."...

Never tell that your wifey somehow managed to leave the phone in the deep freezer...

Peanut butter and Pickle Sandwichs.... YUM...

My daughter keeps asking for them, but I keep refusing. They are too easy for her to loose, she can have them when she can pay for them...