CaptainObvious

Oh good A topic we can all agree upon.

Time for the little dark spot in your sunshiney day! Here are some words of wisdom on parenting!

Here is a better question: why are you using internet explorer? List of infinitley better web browsers: SeaMonkey Opera Safari Chrome Firefox Epiphany please get one of them.

ahhhhhh why is the audio not synched up on fox!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE HECK!@?!?@

im totally there.

people with the flu cant help it either but that doesnt mean ide let them cough on me.

cheaper to buy a netbook and kindle (or other e-book reader) than an I pad (also known as Big Ole Iphone)

I have a netbook, it is for the most part designed to do what the name implies: surf the net. It will run youtube, streaming video, websites, instant messaging, and all that stuff just fine. it will even play mp3s and movies and run office and stuff like that. It is NOT a game machine however so dont expect to run any high graphic games on it. Ive got the original unreal tournament, warcraft 3, twisted metal 2, some emulators, and other games but more modern games require more power than the net book can dish out. I love my net book, and it was the best 180 bucks i ever spent but know its lim

LL Ubuntu is quite literally compatible with everything. especially considering ms office is now online if your worried about open office not being compatible with something.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AMEN SISTAH!!!!

Doesnt House return to air soon?

I was a step parent for two years, I know how to have fun with the little ones. I also know playdoh needs to go right back in the can or it dries out quickly and not to evereverever leave a big wad of blank paper lying around a small child or it will be gone. Though youre right ide make a horrible babysitter. As to me its not babysitting. its lunch. mmmm delicious children.

I dont know of any. Though If memory serves, Dallas theater has a production on that day. Ill be too busy trying to impress a lady to do a festival anyway...

Play doh. duh. fun at any age. and edible too.

you said 3 right? Get a sit n spin, those things can amuse for hours.

as long as it illicited a chuckle then I have done my job.

Time for a healthy portion (low calories and fat content) of your Daily Demotivator! And now some words about a healthy diet...

He didnt have a burn permit. He could easily have been charged with Arson. Violating the law is grounds to get you fired almost anywhere. Now if he had wiped his arse with them, thatd probably have been okay, if incredibly disrespectful.

1. Briscoe County Jr. 2. Seinfeld 3. Transformers

Harry Dresden of the Dresden Files.

I aim to please.

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Good morning children and welcome to another Daily Demotivator! Today we explore the wonderful serene world of relationships!

coffee. coffee now.