cookies are sweet

I thought an android was a robot that looked human?

Don't ask tough questions, you will just confuse things.

Yet our company, which supplies manufactures, is having it's slowest year so far, since 2008. Someone needs to tell the consumers that "All is well", cause they ain't buying.

I did look over your reading list, but I don't read novels much anymore. I do read several books a week, but they are nonfiction. I also think that reading books is becoming a "lost art". That is very sad, if true. Books can take you places that you never dreamed existed. Keep fighting the good fight, if only one person gets "hooked" on reading then it is a success.

I wonder if she is dreaming of growing up and marrying an old, slightly balding, southern, white man? If that is her in the pic, she is stunning.

Alright!! Now we got a conspiracy working. Fake pictures, false info, who knows where these carriers are really? Are those WW2 planes on the deck?

I always tell the the TV people that TV is the anti-christ and keep walking. Wouldn't it be funny if I turned out to be right? (just a joke, well the way TV is going, maybe not such a joke)

Or..... Rosicrucians have them where they can put their own people on board and take over the world.

Be very, very, very (in case you missed it) very careful from Cordele past Auburn. They are making their money on speeding tickets through there and have been for the past two years. ETA Cordele south past Auburn or Auburn north to Cordele)

Yeh! How we gonna get a good rumor started if we stick to the truth?

You must not have been from Macon to Valdosta lately. Road construction and lots of snow birds, year round. But I get your point.

I say we blame Obama anyway. For those on the other side of the fence, we can blame Bush. For those who like conspiracies we can blame the Rosicrucians. (they kinda cover everyone)

Locals called it that since the 60's, maybe before then, that's as far as I can I remember back.

"It's 20 degrees today, so much for global warming!!" (I always wanted to be cute)

Best answer yet!

Smoking good, Global Warming fake, Earth ok. Standing still.

Yeh! That's my card to play! Did pubby just call me Joseph Goebbels?

For those who may not have seen the TV show Finding Bigfoot, here is a sample of the show. Scene from Finding Bigfoot: Eye Witness: I came around the bend and it was just standing there in the middle of the trail. Bobo: How big would you estimate it was? Eye Witness: I would say it was maybe 4' or 4 1/2' tall. Bobo: What color was the hair? Eye Witness: No hair, it was completely hairless. Bobo: Did you see any markings Eye Witness: Well, it was covered in freckles. Bobo: What did it do when it saw you? Eye Witness: It flipped me the bird and then mooned me before running off y

So that's the meeting the wife goes to every week and I thought it had something to do with Amway.

She is missed.

First, I had two Ford Tempos and while one was fantastic, like a Timex, it took a licking and kept on ticking, the second was just ok. Now that I have said that I was a Tempo owner, not just one but two (three if you count the one I bought the ex), I have to say; Why would you steal a Tempo?

What they said.

First, don't you mean the American state of Georgia. (cause there is a country named Georgia, so this time it would have been somewhat appropriate) Second, if they are to mentally challenged to know they are being executed, then they shouldn't know enough to complain. If they know they are being executed, then they know enough not to commit murder.

She was giving details on her sexual encounters? Crap, I missed it. That could have saved me a lot of money in 900 phone calls. (just a joke) (wife had those numbers blocked) (another joke)

Sadly just off the top of my head, I can think of ten people I know who have taken their own lives. It is a tough deal all the way around when things like that happen. However, 3 of them were elderly and they were in very bad health and in my opinion that is a slightly different story. (JMHO)