cookies are sweet

No need to thank me for getting that song in your head.

I have a mansion, forget the price. Ain't never been there they tell me it's nice. I live in hotels, tear out the walls. I have accountants pay for it all. They say I'm crazy, but I have a good time. I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime. Life's been good to me so far. My Masarati does one-eighty-five. I lost my license, now I don't drive. I have a limo, ride in the back. I lock the doors in case I'm attacked.

The lady that does my cleaning has been slacking off a lot lately. I told her last night that unless she started doing a better job, she would find herself sleeping alone. Funny, but that didn't seem to worry her the way I thought it would.

And the storm of '83 was a piece of cake compared to the real ice storm of '73.

Ride em cowboy!

If the Catholics are happy, then I am happy for em.

Most North Koreans won't see the movie. Most of N. Korea doesn't have electricity.

While I am not proud of it, I am very good at lying. I have tried very hard for the past 20 something years to live an honest life, but I have a gift for coming up with beleiveable stories. So if anyone every has a similar situtaion and they need help, just let me know. ETA: Example - I was trapped in the tunnels, who knew they came out in TX?

I have never understood how it can be an invasion of privacy when everything they have I paid for and own, including the room they live in. I would have loved, well maybe not, to see what my mother and father would have done if I pulled "invasion of privacy" on them. There was never any doubt around our house where I stood, I was the kid. In fact, until the day he died if my father used his "god" voice, I just immediatly said "yes sir" and did what he said. Even though my son is 20, I now understand what my mother means when she says, I know you are in your 50's but I will always be your m

While the story may or may not be true (I have my opinion), I am glad he is home safe.

Never say never. Cause you never know.

I really do not appreciate this comment and would like you to cite specific........oops...... I thought this was about me. My bad. Carry on. (tight drawers lately)

Congratulations!!!!! How has she put up with you for so long? While we haven't been together for 30 years, it seems like 30 sometimes. (at least that is what she says) Again Congratulations!!!!! to you and your lovely bride.

They are gone "virtual". They are still in existance, buy you have to lick your computer screen to make then stick.

How did you know that is where me and my girlfriend go to suck face?

I guess I got a lot of digging to do to get to your buried treasure, huh.

Seperate beds. (just a thought)

I was taught 2 spaces. I don't do 2, unless it is something important.

I am very, very, very, very worried about all of you.

My wife was more excited about her new mattress than her new car. Now we have to flip the dang thing all the time.

I thought this was about "cheering" the phone on to victory.

Anyone want to buy my share?

Oh great, now what's to stop my Gatorade from bursting into flames while I am drinking it?

Are we supposed to say what we would do or what happened in the book? I would turn them in. I have always tried to teach my son to do the right thing, regardless of what the outcome is for yourself. To me that is one test of a person's charactor. It is easy to do the right thing when we benefit from it or there are no negatives for us from doing it. I don't know what happened in the book.