cookies are sweet

Well I am glad it wasn't me.

Glad I could be of help. PS I stole it from a friend who used to torment telemarketers with it. He was so cruel to them I almost felt sorry for them. Almost.

I refuse to stoop to the level of saying something like; It depends on the breasts whether it is a religious experince or not. I am above a comment like that.

Based on her....smarts...you should have a lot of time to visit her in lockup.

Hey! I have been trying to lose some weight! (I think it would take at least 5 of them)

For those who have never met pubby, he is a lot of fun to talk with. (he's wrong a lot, but he is fun to talk to)

That's fair enough, my wife would agree with you.

For a variety of reasons I know a fair amount about drugs, well drugs from the 70's, and addiction. Now that I said that, I have to admit that I know very little about meth and crack. I told my son that if he just had to do drugs to never ever ever do meth or crack. From what I can tell, those two are very addicting and the hardest to get off of.

Citizen Cain is former member's adopted American brother.

This thought just popped in my head, so it may be better than most of my posts or it could be worse. Back in my day, if a kid was misbehaving bad enough, he got the paddle. Perhaps if we brought the paddle back, we could leave law enforcement out of it.

Before I met MrsB in person, I pictured her as a little old lady. I got one of three right, she is a lady.

First, glad you are doing ok. I heard what they did to you. Second, I am looking forward to some Pubby on drugs posts, it will be interesting to see if you become a conservative. Third, I hope your recovery goes well.

Nitro is a frustrated soldier of fortune. RhondaW is goth wiccan. NinaBritt is just mean. (just in case anyone misunderstands, the above are done in fun and nothing negative is meant) (well, I am not so sure about NinaBritt )

I heard a report that the bunker had power, running water and cable TV, but no toilet. Gotta love the thinking that went into that. "Let's see, got weapons, got water, got food, got TV, got cable. Yep, that's all I need."

that is good news

Can you even buy a cap gun anymore? I had the cap gun and the western belt and holster. Back then popping a cap meant something different.

My mind would have peace, I may have just saved an innocent person's life.

My feelings exactly. (same holds true insects and other small creatures)

First let me say that I was a little out of line in this situation, I admit that. Years ago, all my stories seem to start that way, a group of us young people at the church I attended decided we were all going to go to Six Flags on Saturday. There were a group of about 10 people between 18-24 years old. The preacher's daughter was among this group and she brought he little brother who was around 8-10 years old. The preacher's daughter was a ditz and the brother was a spoiled brat. (and I don't use that word lightly) After having this kid whine, pout and scream about not getting his way

This post reminds me of a guy I used to know. I never understood why he liked eating spit and drinking pee, but he must have, because he never changed the way he acted towards those who served his food and drink.

I have zero use for Arthur Blank, just my opinion of the man. Whenever I think of Blank a line from John Wayne's last movie The Shootist comes to mind. The line was said by Marshal Thibido, played by Harry Morgan, when he found out John Wayne's character was dying. "The day they lay you away, what I'll do on your grave won't pass for flowers."

I must be real slow. (no comments needed) We have 3 pages and over 90 posts on tipping. Like I said, I must be real slow because I have always presumed that the standard accepted practice was that when someone provides you a service, by waiting on you in a restaurant or delivering food to your house, you give them a gratuity for that service. If that service is below average, the tip is below average, if that service is average, the tip is average, if that service is above average, the tip is above average. I guess I have been doing it wrong.

He goes down to the old folk home and loosens the screws on the walkers.

Everyone is so nice in here. (why does that scare me?) Have a nice day all.

I wonder how much the divorce is going to cause my ticket price to go up.