cookies are sweet

I have that kind of flying also, I do most of my levitating under the same circumstances, indoors, but I sometimes do levitate outdoors, but I then have to flap to go fast.

What are going to believe, history or the "scientists". Common sense or those who have an agenda?

Not so astonishing, if I was on trial for a murder I commited in cold blood, I would have trouble remembering the things that would show me to be a cold blooded murderer also. (at least I guess I would, I have no idea what I would do as I am not built for coold blooded murder)

I dream in color and in colour. I also fly in my dreams. However, I have to flap my arms sometimes to fly and some nights I spend so much time flying, I wake up exhausted.

I am ok with my integrity, it a lot better than most and not as good as some. But I do try and keep my tongue in the corner of my cheek on these type of topics, otherwise I might end up doing something like this: You gotta give me some credit for working a clip from Plan 9 From Outer Space into an economic topic.

Not attacking or taunting. I am behind you all the way. I am trying to get these small minded people to understand that they are dealing with a superior being, not just some run of the mill yahoo. I got your back.

Come on people! Did you think that you knew anything before the Great and Powerful Zoo? You people need to learn that you are two steps behind and two dollars short. Maybe this will help you understand where zoo is coming from.

It's all good, I was just joshing. I got enough trouble with my relationships and sex life to worry too much about other peoples. Well, trouble isn't the correct word, I just mean it is full time job and what spare time I have to worry about other's personal lives is taken up by our grown kids stuff. ETA: I still have time for the droopy pants, though.

I gotta headache, I was just getting used to the gay, straight, bi deal and now we are not even going to have male and females? Soooo, now instead of just 50% of the worlds population not wanting to have hanky-panky with me, it's moved to everyone in the world? I have to go lie down now.

I couldn't help it, your last sentence reminded me of this movie.

Du fall and ve vill shoot du!

Seems like I have heard something like "Policy is policy." before....where was it....I can't remember....OH YEH!.....I remember....it was in 1945-46 at the Nuremberg Trials. Only then it was, "I was just following orders." The above post tells me all I need to know about someone, they are incapable of thinking for themselves. People like this remind me of the Vogons in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. Description of the Vogons in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book: "They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy. Not actually evil, but ba

My bad, I meant to have them add one more word besides "old". No more discrimination by young hot babes....

I said it then and I will say it now, a hairdryer is not a clothes dryer.

I am ok with whatever we have to agree with to make that a law. But we need to add the word "old" in there.

I was at fault also, my apologies. By the way, just noticed the last line in your tag lines (if that is the correct thing to call it), funny.

Get a hammer and a chisel and crack open that wallet or blow the dust off that checkbook and pay less than former member tips and become a member and vote yea or nea. After all, some of those George Washington's haven't seen the light of day in 20 years or more. (make sure you get George some shades so the light doesn't hurt his eyes too bad)

Better than what happened to me. Before we were married the wife showed up at my house to cook me a suprise dinner for when I came back from out of town. When she preheated the oven, she burned up all my important papers. That was where I kept them. I figured if the house ever caught on fire, the oven was the one place they wouldn't burn and since I never used it anyway, they were safe there. Ok, she didn't burn them up, just toasted them a little.

I meant what I typed. You need the prayers and God likes to hear from strangers. (At least that is what he told me last night when I was praying)

Sorry, they were not here illegally. But it's your lie, you tell it how you wish.

If you choose to dress and act like a criminal, that is up to you. I prefer not to, but then I don't help criminals either.

They are criminals and I could care less if they know left from right. Ship em back to where they came from. Now I shall do a nice gesture and not engage in this topic any longer. (gotta go do an ammo count, bought some while out of town and need to update my counts)

If you need to, please use a dictionary to look up the words.

Please let me know who these people are that are in this country illegally. I would like to help them out, by getting them sent back to where they came from before they broke into my country. They can go back to the homes they came from before they decided to come here and be criminals.

Again, in bold and bigger type for those who are hard of reading: Just the facts ma'am.