cookies are sweet

He was a joy to watch. How come you never took me up on my Falcon tickets for sale? Great seats, 3 rows from the field, 30 yard line? Just wondering. (you coulda seen Tony's tight end from up close)

One of two things. 1. Truly too stupid to realize the consequences can be. (yes, there are those people out there) 2. Don't care what the consequences can be.

What would you use to cook stuff with?

I do with out all of those things now, well except for the water heater. But the wife sure would be up the creek without them.

Love to! I will help you in any way I can! As long as it doesn't require any effort on my part.

I am pretty sure that my wife did something very very bad in a past life. That is the only thing that makes sense of why she if with me. (but her next life should be full of roses and daffodils)

They need to take that up with their black brothers back in the promised land that kidnapped them and sold them for slaves. We have already done our part. We made a TV mini series called ROOTS, not sure what more we can do. I'm a native American, I was born here.

True story. Buddy of mine (real deep southern drawl) was talking with a group of 5 or 6 of us, only 2 or 3 of us from the south. My buddy started talking about "throw'n farcrackers". The other guys asked, "Doing what?" "You know, pitch'n farcrackers." "Doing what?" This went on a few more time before the one group turned to the rest of us for help. Not sure what the problem was, I understood it both ways, throw'n and pitch'n and I know what a farcracker is, but those boys were totally lost.

It can mean several different things. bang 1 (bng) n. 1. A sudden loud noise, as of an explosion. 2. A sudden loud blow or bump. 3. A sudden burst of action 4. A sense of excitement; a thrill v. banged, bang·ing, bangs v.tr. 1. To strike heavily and often repeatedly; bump. 2. To close suddenly and loudly; slam. 3. To handle noisily or violently 4. To have sexual intercourse with. v.intr. 1. To make a sudden loud, explosive noise. 2. To crash noisily against or into something 1. Exactly; precisely

They always say it's the thought that counts, so I just thought a lot this year. (wife seems a bit miffed)

My favorite was the guy with the sign that said, "Why Lie? I will buy booze and drugs". I gave him $5.

Hey, I can be bought and for a lot less that he has. So why not shoot for the big game?

"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Not sure if that applies, but I like the quote. Who knows for sure?

One of my favorites was a guy at the Chevron on S. Cobb Drive near I-285, the one with a Micky D's. The guy had this great story, full of details, about his car being out of gas on I-285. So I did what I normally do, told him I would buy him a gallon of gas, take him to his car, follow him back to the gas station and fill his car up. Uhhhhh, now he really was just needing the money to get something to eat. Same deal, I will buy you anything you want to eat at Micky D's, in fact I will eat with you. In we went and got our food. I have never seen a man eat a meal and look so sad at the

Thank you feelip. I put my Kwanzaa tree up last night. At our home we like to celebrate different holidays every year. Next year we are doing the Aztec human sacrifices. (BTW we are looking for volunteers to participate in the ceremony) Let us know if you make up a new holiday, we will make sure that all who do not recognize it are labeled prejudiced and we will be happy to put up a Geronimomas tree or totem. (whichever it is)

Is he still single? I may be available.

You know me, just causing trouble left and right. (ask the wife, she'll tell you)

It's a holiday weekend, sorta, for some, let's fight the airport fight on Monday. Until then let's wish all of those who are for or against or in the middle or just don't give a darn, a wonderful and safe holiday. Except for the ex.....ohhh what the heck, even the ex.

Sorry to hear about the Wills thing. I bet we know a lot of the same people, but mine are older. I knew the Wards, the Stanleys, the Armours, the Pitts, the Fords, the Cates, the McCoys and several more who's names escape my sieve like memory.

Garrard preached my uncle's funeral, everyone in the family (old timers) say it was the best funeral they ever went to.

Strange....they speak so highly of you. (I presumed you were kidding....right?)

I gotta get new glasses, I read the topic title as Eating peanuts while prejudice reduces nut allergies in children. That must be why my brother and I have so few, my mom loves her peanuts.

Ohhh.

That's exactly what I am hoping for Dallas, GA to become, another ChiTown. Not.

Carson was never shy about imitating and giving credit for his persona to Jack Benny.