cookies are sweet

Tonight the wife would agree with you, she's mad at me. (yes, I deserve it)

Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays to any and all pagans. Especially the lady Rhonda (if the pagan part fits). She is a superstar no matter what religion or non religion or whatever.

All four are good suggestions, but the Marietta Diner is where I would go. I would expect a long wait. (but I could be wrong) ETA Make sure and either save room for dessert or get something to go. (this is an order, not a suggestion, you can thank me later)

Someone who has the inability to feel empathy is a sociopath. I know, I have and still do deal with one. They can mimic empathy, but they do not feel it. Very scary person. In fact the wife got to hear my conversation with them tonight while we were in the car, it has the bluetooth thingy. Even though I have told the wife about these conversations, it is hard to understand how they really are, unless you are in one. Because we were on the bluetooth and I didn't tell the other person on the phone that the wife was with me, they talked to me without the fake sweet attitude and after the

If I could figure a way to get my Polaroid camera to work in the water, I'm all for it. I mean the only people that will have pictures taken of them will be hot looking people. (so that means I am safe, unless someone has a fetish for overweight, balding, old rednecks; then I could be in trouble)

Let's argue about whether I am right and the wife is wrong. Never mind, we all know the answer to that one.

I covered that already. NOTE: "But not those flannel wearing, mean looking lesbians, only the hot young lesbians!"

Thanks, now I get it. Like Chuck ever needed to prove he was better than Van Damme. BTW who is Van Damme?

Good thing, because I don't get my allowance till tomorrow.

I may give the wife a break for tomorrow, she just called and was in a fender bender. All are ok, just a fender bender.

Already done.

I stopped by the Pcom offices today and straightened Pubby out. He is now a right wing conservative. Tomorrow I straighten out the wife. Fixing the county, one person at a time.

Yep. Great movie, it's a shame they don't show it on TV.

I didn't get it (I guess), but I liked it.

Then do they count? (a joke, a joke)

Anything by Der Bingle or Dean Martin. But this is my all time favorite.

On the crash in '89, my memory says that at least two people died.

I spend a lot of time in the car by myself, it is there that I am able to solve these great problems that plague mankind. No need to pay me, I do it because I care.

In no particular order: Doc Holliday Kit Carson Jack the Ripper (just so I would know who he was) Sacajawea Abraham Lincoln John Dillinger (also Moses, but just so that I can ask him how he kept the women from giving him heck for 40 years about not stopping and asking for direction)

Thank you, very interesting.

Women in the men's showers, men in the women's showers. I should be in charge of this type stuff, it's easy.

I decided to join a gym and I will shower at the gym. What does my joining a gym have to do with the gay and lesbian thing? Well I will tell you. Now the way I see it, if your a gay guy and you shower in men's locker room showers, you are showering with the sex that you are attracted to. This doesn't seem right, after all, they wouldn't let me shower in the lady's locker room shower for the same reason. So after giving this a lot of thought, I have decided that the proper way to handle this, is for the people to shower with the sex that they are not attracted to. So that would mean

Yes, cute.

Did you get it? :stradial running for cover:

The only jet crash I remember was back around 1989 and it crashed into some apartments on Windy Hill Rd, near the Marine base. In fact a good friend of mine used to live in those apartments a couple of years before the crash. I asked my mother, who lived in Smyrna since the early 50's and she doesn't recall a crash at Milford either. (of course she often calls me by my uncle's name, so.......) ETA Staranddrusnana is from Smyrna and she is a hair older than me, so she may know something