cookies are sweet

I agree so much.....that I didn't even make a joke about the topic title.

This news is not only good news, but sorely needed news.

Correction, it should be "red" not pink, but I guess pink will work.

Wife threatened to throw you out, huh? You can move in with me....but then you will have to deal with the boss and while she is nice, at home she gets....let's say cranky. (she blames that on me)

Pink sky at night, sailor's delight. Pink sky in morning, sailor's take warning. Old seafaring saying.

Nitro, question. Have you ever said or typed these words or similar words? I may be wrong. I could be wrong. I was wrong. I am sorry, I was wrong. I apologize, I was wrong. Just wondering.

179,537 My answer to the title question. (it is also my answer to the question, How many jelly beans are in this container?

This use of common sense must stop. It may be contagious and then where would we be? Oh yeh, better off.

Love me some Spam. Fried is the way to go. On a sandwich or with fried with onions or in macaroni and cheese. I could go on and on.

I can't vote either. I guess it's just as well, as I don't know who anyone is outside of the original series.

Good deal. A self filling pool!

Dang gophers! "Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but f I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key." "Gophers, ya great git! The gophers!"

Some words don't need an explanation, they just need to be said. KerrrrrFUFFLE!

Who's Picart?

I have. No one asked me, but I wanted to answer just in case there was a prize. ETA, I have also been in two jails, the old Smyrna one for 4 hours back in '76 and the Cobb County one for around 4 hours back in....maybe '78 or '79. Not proud of it, but not hiding from it. Both were for misdemeanors, one no low plea and one case dismissed. Not fun, but did make me not want to go back. (some of us need to learn the hard way)

Whew! Thanks, I feel better now.

I wouldn't use the word brag...more like whine. And who told you about my sex life...or lack there of? (it's on the internet isn't it?)

CC has pretty funny stories about his time in Vietnam, but they are better told than written. He told me one back in '93 and I have been retelling it since.

Told ya.

Didn't we just have a full moon a few weeks ago?

Yeh, but you gotta a plaque? I see no reason to bring my weight into this. I have lost 10 lbs, just for the record.

I got nuttin.

It is. The wife is a lot like that and it worries me at times for her safety.

I just like the word kerfuffle. It is fun to say. Try it. Kerfuffle Ker..fuffle Kerfuffle See, it's fun.

I have several, but I don't post pictures of them. Nice hole.