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This is to pickup a broken light bulb? That you government! What would we do without you? If anyone has read the book So Long and Thanks for all the Fish, the fourth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy (yes, there are four books in the trilogy) the above instructions may remind you of a quote in that book from Wonko the Sane: Wonko the Sane: “It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I c

I have told the wife that I would want her to remarry be happy and enjoy life.But NO more hank panky. Hey, I don't make the rules, I just pass them on.

I am not quite offended by your comparing Obama with a proven patriotic, great American like Red Skelton, but it very close. I will say that in my opionon one of them was sincere and one of them doesn't know what the word sincire means. I will let you decide who is who. Hint: the sincere one is no longer with us.

Ten minutes of great comedy and fun with without one dirty word. In fact, 10 minutes without one word! Watch for the parts where Red cracks up.

He was honest and sincere and clean, would he make it in today's comedy world? And he ended a lot of his shows this way, live shows and shows on the radio & on TV.

Sorry, I messded upded.

I may have seen you there.

He usually ended his show by thanking everyone for allowing him in their homes and he always ended with, "Good night and may God bless." Can you imagine someone doing that today. Sorry for the hijack.

When I read that, I pictured rockstar looking like Freddie and sitting at his computer, cigar held high. It still makes me laugh.

I got sooo tickled reading your post, this picture came to mind. Freddie the Freeloader (Red Skelton)

That is a hard thing to do. You are a good sister to help. One of the best things my brother had us do when my dad passed away, was the day after the funeral, we went through all his stuff and gave away, threw away, donated or kept, his stuff. My brother was right in that it while it was tough, it was a little easier to do when we were all still sorta numb. One of the things that I have learned over the years is that when I guy has a good marriage and his wife passes, it is very common for them to want to have a similar relationship. That is why they often find someone sooner tha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaXdTe2TYhs

Happy Birthday! (on behalf of all of us, welcome to this side of the hill)

Always liked that group and song.

Something about the Canadian Football League, light bulbs and the Red Cross.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6zIXvAp2zw

Didn't they outlaw Pet Boarding? Something about civil rights and the base in Guantanamo?

I follow that old adage, tip them all and let the manager sort it out.

You don't have to be drunk to shoot a cabbage patch doll, but I can tell you from personal experience, it doesn't hurt.

Well if I had your kind of money I would too. When I lived by myself, I would order a pizza, a two liter soda and some of those cinnamon things. I would tip $5. Hey, for a round trip of 4 miles, that ain't bad. Yes, I lived less than 2 miles from Dominoes.

But..like you said, they don't own cars. We are an independent country, well we were, and we like our independence.

I tip at least 3 bucks for one pizza. An extra dollar for each additional item, unless there is a lot of items, then it just depends.

Maybe there was a fire sale on the truck.

You don't want a toilet?

You of all people should know that you cannot compare European countries with the US. Most countries are the size of our states. Makes a BIG difference. Plus the French don't take baths. (that has nothing to do with the topic, I just don't like the French)