cmorg
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I know, right? People suck!! Except for me... I'm wonderful.
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Congrats on your windfall! And just in time for Christmas!!! Better hurry and provide proof and documents so the can immediately release these funds for you.
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No need to defend him.. he was being silly. Thats why I said "often used by jerks.."
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I think it's a term often used by jerks to describe people they consider to be busy-bodies.
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If he was still alive today.. and making music.. I would probably still hate it. Paul McCartney.. hate his music too.
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If she still has the kid tomorrow, she should just make a pie.
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Well... what can I say? I do like being played with from time to time. Though I prefer a happy ending.
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What? Am I being played?
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Ok... just making sure. Because you seem a little.. serious.
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Yo, check it: You do know this be a joke, right?
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No, my plan is better... Whether we have a "good" or a "bad" Christmas, my kids tell the spoiled brat kids that their parents only got them lots of things because their parents don't really love them and are only trying to pacify them. It doesn't really do much now... but in 10 years or so... ♪♫ Therapy!!♫♪ Those bastards will be crying on a couch!!
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You can and should teach your kids what Christmas is really about.. that it isn't about getting stuff. However, that isn't going to prevent them from feeling bad when they get back to school and the other kids are going on and on about what they got. And everyone knows that kids can be total a-holes.
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Sarah Brightman! Another guy who likes her?? And your favorite song is "Don't stop believing" by Journey.... right? I like Lunik, Aural Vampire, Collide (the band, not the song), DMX, Pearl Jam, DMB... a lot of bands.
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I am too tired to be depressed. And I'm out of razor blades anyway.
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If you got some you wanna give away, I'll take em.
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Maybe the NFL decided behind closed doors to give everyone involved time to be with their families before we all die.
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Those in the Marine Corps may remember that it was affectionately referred to as "The Suck". And you would often see "FTS" here and there. I'll let you figure out what the F and the T stood for.
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Probably another meth lab. Hope it wasn't my supplier.
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Illinois Makes 6th State to Approve Civil Unions for Gays
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Probably. Otherwise they wouldn't be almost extinct. -
Illinois Makes 6th State to Approve Civil Unions for Gays
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Maybe you should contact PETMA.. People for the Ethical Treatment of Mythical Animals. -
Illinois Makes 6th State to Approve Civil Unions for Gays
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So are you saying that I should not ask the county for permission to have a minotaur in my yard? -
Real life daisies? Sure, I can see that.
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If anything, it should have pics of hitler and serial killers. Or at least politicians. Things that you want to soil.
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Looks like a bunch of middle-aged white women.
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Here you go.....
