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Does this log make my butt look big?

Lady Raider is the !!!! Congratulations LR!

Sing it with me....Dead or Alive!

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PSA The word you were searching for was annoyance. See below. Annoyance is an unpleasant mental state that is characterized by such effects as irritation and distraction from one's conscious thinking. It can lead to emotions such as frustration and anger. The property of being easily annoyed is called petulance, and something which annoys is called a nuisance. Edited to add:

Cliff: I'm telling you Normie, recent research into the Revolutionary War indicates that the defenders of this area were not called Minutemen1 after all. Norm: "Oh, like every history book is then wrong." Cliff: No, they were actually called Minutemen2, a lot of them under three feet tall. As a matter of fact, way back in history people were shorter. Norm: "Alright, fine." Cliff: Take for example, the Knights of the Round Table. Norm: "Yeah?" Cliff: Genuine midgets. Norm: "You're a very lonely man, aren't you?"

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WHEW HEW! SKRONK!

Please U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D I'm a slave to my big corporation keyboard!!! And apparently I need help finding my marbles!

(((Hugs))) Anything worth having takes effort. This too shall pass. Just make a concious effort to try and get along. As the baby shifts into a regular sleep pattern, ya'll should get back to "normal". Hang in there!

Me too!

randomness...

Check this lil guy out!

Bueller?

Well I gotta give you that. We all need friends.

But going to the store would take me away from my keyboard? I AM ME I DON"T NEED NO STINKING MEDS! Just my keyboard, and this lamp, and that ashtray!

Look at me!!

Infamy, in common usage, is notoriety gained from a negative incident or reputation (as opposed to fame). The word stems from the Latin infamia, antonym of fama (fame). Cliff Claven ain't got nothing on me! I'm out of touch with reality as I cling to the keyboard endlessly talking to myself! I can clear a public message board with my endless rantings. I'll fill that first page up and I will live in infamy! Infamy is a term of art in Roman Catholic Canon Law. The remainder of this article discusses infamy as defined by Canon Law. According to the Catholic Encyclopedia of 1913, infamy in the can

Prayers for Amanda and her children!

On my street of lovely well kept sodded lawns and 3 car garages we all tolerate the old man that parks his rust bucket on his front lawn. The reason being because after talking with him, I discovered: 1. he's too old; 2. he's too lazy to walk from the driveway to the front door; 3. he's a grumpy confused old fart; 4. and clearly too ignorant to know any better... So I along with all of my neighbors live with it. I got bigger fish to fry. That and his truck doesn't block my binoculars zoom view of the other neighbors!! JK Before you complain...think about this. Just how long

Aw, thanks hon. Clearly IPAD has my #.... OUTTED AGAIN......

((((HUGGSS)))))

Something about the story line they put out in the press just doesn't pass the smell test. I'm not convinced of her guilt or innocence. I need more information. I'll be watching too!

The old Dallas hospital? The one that is now a Pet Grooming salon? There's some irony for you. (no offense!) I just find that funny!

I remember that!